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// Interview: Frederic (Iron Clad) 
// Story: Living The Dream: Interviews 
// by Kickass222urmom 
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Interview with Frederic (Unknown last name)


Welcome everypony to the third episode of 'The dirty truth!'. I'm your announcer, Little Mic.

Today, we're going to be interviewing royalty tonight, he is the luckiest guy you'll ever meet, Frederic.

Our interview will be asking him a series of questions, all sent in by you, the viewers.

Vestal, you may now begin.


Attention now shift's over to Vestal


I give of my awesome smile and give my signature wave before turning to Frederic, "Well well, I never thought I would get the chance to interview royalty. It is an honor."

Frederic smiled and waved him off, "You don't have to do all that fancy stuff. Just treat me like a normal pony."

I smile and straighten up, "Alright then, this will be fun. You ready to begin?"

Frederic relaxed into his chair, "Ready when you are."

I look at the questions and smirk, "You know what, I'm going to be cruel and start with a few question's that have to do with your marriage."

Frederic groaned and then sighted, "Okay, lets get them out of the way."

I smiled and read the question, "How did you feel when you found out that Luna tried to rape Lance?"

Frederic chuckled, "I found it funny. She told me some things she might be interested in trying out. Gonna have to talk to Lance on that though."

I wonder what that means, "If you are a prince, can you banish me to the moon?"

Frederic smirked, "You gotta have done some pretty intense misdeed for that. I potentially could, but why would I taint the moon with evil? That just add insult to injury to Luna." He then became confused, "I though you was asking me questions about my marriage?"

I facehoofed, "Whoops, sorry about that. How do you feel about Luna having twins aside from jumping out of the window and yelling "YES!" at the top of your lungs?"

"It's flipping amazing! I can't wait. I'm just so excited about this! There's no word invented to say how happy I am. Even Shakespeare would have a hard time on this one."

I laughed a little at him, "How did you react inside the castle when you saw Luna and Celestia try to rape you?" Rape... wow.

He rubbed the back of his head, "It's hard to describe with words how I reacted."

Poor guy... Well, it is the princesses, take that back. Lucky guy! "Are you and Luna linked spiritually?"

"We are as well as emotionally and... physically." He then began to blush slightly.

"When did you look at Luna and say  "Yep..She's the one."?"

He looked to be thinking, "Well... its hard to describe again how that felt. Again, Shakespeare would be scratching his head to find words for this. I guess it was a combination of all that she was and could be that made me fall for her."

I want to fall for somepony... "If when you proposed to Luna, and she rejected you, HARSLY, would you either go all suicidal, or go insane?"

He looked slightly nervous, "I would have exiled myself from Equestria and never to return. Hiding bellow the surface, never to look at the moon again in fear of reminding myself of her."

That's true love right there, lucky. "What are ya gonna name your kids?"

Frederic began to smile, "Luna and I have talked about it after we received confirmation we had fraternal twins. We're going to name our filly Nova and our colt Star Chaser."

"Nice names, moving on. How would you react if you were sent to a alternate dimension where Luna had a child that died during birth and somehow appeared alive 12 years later age 12?"

He chuckled, "I don't have the qualification to answer that question. I think I'd need the help of Doctor Whooves and Omnius to answer that correctly."

I have no idea who they are, "We're done with the marriage questions, now for general ones."

He sighed, "Finally."

I smirked, "What's the worst thing you've said about Luna behind her back?"

He looked at me like I was stupid, "What are you talking about? Why would I say stuff behind her back? I'm too loyal to do that kind of thing."

I thought I had him... "What's the best experience you've had in your life that didn't involve Luna?"

Frederic smiled, "I'm living the best moments of my life right now: being married to the most stunning mare of all Equestria. Hey Vestal, you're safe from harm."

I relaxed and allowed a smile to appear on my face, "Oh thank Celestia. Moving on:  How angry would you be if human's made a portal to Equestria and kidnapped your wife?"

Frederic furrowed his brow, "From what I understood from Lance, there is no more earth. But I guess if someone did create a rift to Equestria and kidnap her, I'd follow them through hell to get her back."

That's sweet, "How angry were you when Greg interrupted your wedding? And if you weren't angry what was your reaction?"

Frederic became serious, "I was pissed, baffled, insulted, and overall stunned at how low he got himself in my opinion of him."

I held back a laugh, "How angry would you be at Greg if he planted secret video cameras in yours and Luna's room?"

"I hope Celestia has mercy for him because I will NOT!"

I began to laugh, but quickly stopped, "Sorry, we'll move on: Who is Darksteel Edge and how did you inhabit him?"

He put a hoof to his chin, "I had no idea I could pull that kind of thing off. I guess it's my alter ego. Who I aspire to be and what I want to accomplish. Or it could be just what I look like in my immortal form... Need to ask Celestia and Omnious about that detail."

Sounds cool, "What is royal life like opposed to the life you lived before as a blacksmith?"

He thought for a second, "There's only one thing that has changed really and that happens to be the most amaizing perk of all: Being with Luna."

I smiled, "Do you still ever work on making armor?"

He sighed, "No, they got someone else to do it. They thought doing that was beneath my dignity now. Now I'm the Royal Engineer. My job is basically to find new ways to propel the technological advancement of Equestria."

I looked at him impressed, "Now that is cool! Would you maim or cause serious harm to Vestal for a Klondike bar and you wouldn't get in trouble for doing so." This one again? Somepony out there hates me...

Frederic thought for a few seconds, "Klondike bar? Really? No, I'm not into sweets. If it were a box set of Mactools, then I would do it."

I chuckled, I love the answers for that sometimes, "Okay, moving on: Trixie. What do you think of her?"

He sat back in his chair, "I have heard of her. It is said her talent reside in magic, yet she performs poorly at it. I might have to do something about that. After all, there are more than just the standard magic. There's arcane, divine and profane. I guess she has yet to discover her magic branch."

"The Great and Powerful Trixie will make you pay for saying that!" Screamed a pony from the crowd.

Before I could say anything, Frederic's horn glowed, "There, I transported her to the outside of the building."

I nodded, "Thanks. Lets move on: What's it like knowing that you are one of the three guardians of Equestria?"

He smiled, "Like a boss in all honesty. Well, were not just three, you forgot the Elements of Harmony."

Yeah, those are important too, "What are your plans for the bunker for next year's heat?"

He looked around, "I can't delve too much in details because mares are listening. It's a disclosed location but I can say that it cannot be entered unless one knows the proper arcane seal combination."

I sighed, I know where I'm going next time. Those mare's were rough! "What is your full name?"

He shrugged, "Ah, my full Name is Frederic Bourdages. I have French ascendancy."

Nice name, at least we know his full name now. "What is your quest?"

He smiled proudly, "The advancement and protection of Equestria. If I cannot defend it, in the words of Iron Man, I sure will avenge it."

I looked at the list and sighed, "Last question, ready?"

He nodded.

"Are you a sexy little weasel?"

He chuckled, "I do not feel the need to answer this."

I laughed and stood, "Nice interviewing you Frederic."

He stood and shook my hoof, "It was my pleasure."

I looked around, "Wanna talk some more back stage? I have a few questions of my own."

Frederic shrugged, "Sure."

I looked over to Little Mic, "Okay Micky, its all yours."


Attention is now shifted back over to the announcer


Well, that was interesting, huh? I didn't know the Prince was so laid back.

Tune in next time for the next interview. Our next guest is the fan favorite, the one that everyone loves, Greg Campbell.

We are ready to start receiving questions for him, so start sending them. Address them to him and him only please.

Thank you all for watching, goodnight everypony!