With Maud settling down in Ponyville, Marble studying in the Crystal Empire, and her parents finally deciding to retire, Pinkie Pie wonders if Limestone is going to be okay running the Pie Family Farm all by herself. She's never done well on her own, and her cold demeanor probably isn't going to get her a boyfriend anytime soon.

Luckily, she knows an equally lonely human who is perfect for the job!

Anon is adamant that bananas are the best fruit in the universe. Applejack disagrees, for obvious reasons.

Fistfights ensue.

This happens more often than you'd think. It's all in good fun though.

This story is a sequel to Anon runs the 1s with the bug queen

After 1v1ing bug queen and absolutely running her fade, Anon thinks he can now take on Sunny D. Why exactly? Well he beat up the over sized ant and that broke into his house, and Sunbutt lost to her so surely he can take on the number 1 cake eater in the world.

(I love taking a photo off the internet and putting GREEN over it, I am so original )
(Anon 1v1ing the bug queen is no longer a 1 shot i am truly getting desprate )

The bug queen has broken into Anon's house, he dose not like this and immediately starts boxing the house fly that now resides in his house. (spoiler the swiss cheese pony gets her ass beat)
(bad photo shop I know )

Princess Twilight Sparkle has been the ruler of Equestria for many years. She is really growing into her role well (both mentally and physically), and thanks to the support of those around her, she's doing a pretty good job to boot. As her husband, you have the monumental task of being there for her when the stresses of princesshood start to get to her.

Today, she is tired.

Nightmare Moon returns and is hit once again with the Elements of Harmony rendering her a mischievous little filly.
Much to Nightmare Moon’s annoyance, Anon thinks she's cute as all hell and is the only one willing to put up with her antics and evil, so Celestia tasks him with reforming the bundle of misery and mischief.

Cover Image is by EvetsSteve, may he rest in peace.
Chapters 1-21 were converted into prose from my greentext stories with the help of Nav/WhatMustIDo

For four pony visitors to Earth, practically everything is new and overwhelming, including food: not only in the wide variety of foods available for delivery, but how do you eat them with hooves?

Things in bowls are easy to figure out, but how should a pizza be approached? Is it, in fact, a flat breadbowl, a combination of soup and fondue held in by the crust?

Coming 6-27-22 a reading from StraightToThePointStudio!

This story is a sequel to That's a lot of damage!

Chrysalis doesn't understand why she can't kill this stupid human interfering with her plans.

We all know the answer to that question.

WE HAVE A FUCKING AUDIO LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Fire Hearth did an amazing job, couldn't have done it better myself! Look at it! IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

Phil Swift when he is the most leading brand for tape on earth he decides to go to Equestria, finding that everything is destroyed, he will repair it with the power of Flex Tape.

Idea by Steakhog. So... Yeah.

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Twilight Sparkle's crown and Element of Harmony has been stolen, so she must go on an epic adventure in order to get it back and save Equestria.

However, the enemy that she must face to get it back isn't quite what she was expecting.