That's a lot of damage!

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The_Chill_Author · 1.7k words · 191 17 · 4.5k views

The Equestrian Crossroads63 stories ·2 members

Phil Swift when he is the most leading brand for tape on earth he decides to go to Equestria, finding that everything is destroyed, he will repair it with the power of Flex Tape.

Idea by Steakhog. So... Yeah.

We have audio brought to you by Hugmir! Ya can give it a read right here!

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Rafxx98

Rafxx98 #1 · Oct 23rd, 2020 · 13 · · How about a little more? ·

Doom slayer approves 👍

TheMajorTechie

TheMajorTechie #2 · Oct 23rd, 2020 · 3 · · Bloopers ·

I see more flex tape/flex seal story. 👀

The_Chill_Author

The_Chill_Author #3 · Oct 23rd, 2020 · 4 · · Bloopers ·

10494930
C o r r e c t

OP Omni God-Emperor Doom

OP Omni God-Emperor Doom #4 · Oct 23rd, 2020 · · · Bloopers ·

What happened to that other story?

The_Chill_Author

The_Chill_Author #5 · Oct 23rd, 2020 · · · Bloopers ·

10494937
Sadly got taken down due to it having lyrics to "Never Gonna Give You Up"

The_Chill_Author

The_Chill_Author #6 · Oct 23rd, 2020 · · · Bloopers ·

Can I get an F in the comments?

OP Omni God-Emperor Doom

OP Omni God-Emperor Doom #7 · Oct 23rd, 2020 · · · Bloopers ·

10494942

That sucks.

But didn't I see other People/Authors put links or Music Videos in their Other Stories? What's the difference that got your story taken off?

OP Omni God-Emperor Doom

OP Omni God-Emperor Doom #8 · Oct 23rd, 2020 · · · Bloopers ·

10494950

Like COD: Advanced Warfare. Okay.

Schwabauer

Schwabauer #9 · Oct 23rd, 2020 · 12 · · How about a little more? ·

The Imperial Guard approves.

Horseus lord of horses

Horseus lord of horses #10 · Oct 23rd, 2020 · 9 · · How about a little more? ·

Lord Horseus approves 👌

Horseus lord of horses

Horseus lord of horses #11 · Oct 23rd, 2020 · · · Bloopers ·

10494952
I think he wrote the lyrics in the story.

Pony addiction

Pony addiction #12 · Oct 23rd, 2020 · 1 · · How about a little more? ·

Holy shit I love this!

Mystic Sunrise

Mystic Sunrise #13 · Oct 23rd, 2020 · · · Bloopers ·

10494952
The site admins doing their job and enforcing that rule would be my guess.

OP Omni God-Emperor Doom

OP Omni God-Emperor Doom #14 · Oct 23rd, 2020 · · · Bloopers ·

10495206

Still. It was a good story and I am sad it got banned or something. But maybe the Author could have give a Disclaimer on the Music, would that save his story? 🤔

Knight_of_hope

Knight_of_hope #15 · Oct 23rd, 2020 · 3 · · Bloopers ·

Lord of poggers aproves.

the space marine brony

the space marine brony #16 · Oct 23rd, 2020 · 5 · · How about a little more? ·

the adeptus astartes approves.

Snow Frostfang

Snow Frostfang #17 · Oct 23rd, 2020 · 4 · · How about a little more? ·

NOW THAT’S ALOT OF DAMAGE!!!!

hiphop4eva

hiphop4eva #18 · Oct 23rd, 2020 · 4 · · How about a little more? ·

Muffet approves 👍

waywardfallout

waywardfallout #19 · Oct 23rd, 2020 · 4 · · How about a little more? ·

I approve

The_Chill_Author

The_Chill_Author #20 · Oct 23rd, 2020 · · · How about a little more? ·

This is my favorite story done by me.

The_Chill_Author

The_Chill_Author #21 · Oct 23rd, 2020 · 2 · · Bloopers ·

I only see one F...

Loads Flex Seal Liquid bazooka

spikls

spikls #22 · Oct 23rd, 2020 · 3 · · Bloopers ·

Weird flex but okay.

HiddenEntity

HiddenEntity #23 · Oct 23rd, 2020 · 1 · · How about a little more? ·

I'm slowly dying of asphyxiation with every word I read of that! That's going in my Favorites slot!

Error 404 pic not found

Error 404 pic not found #24 · Oct 24th, 2020 · 2 · · Bloopers ·

Hi Phill Swift here and I sawed this tare in half now that's a lot of damage with the power of flex seal I'll block you wind pipes so I can do more damage then I'll put you back to gether with flex tape and do it all again

Alondro

Alondro #25 · Oct 24th, 2020 · 2 · · Bloopers ·

Flex Tape saves Equestria...

This is the greatest idea ever.

Also... YOU THOUGHT IT WAS ALONDRO, BUT IT WAS REALLY ME!! DIO!!

And now to conquer ZAWARDO!!

Loganic

Loganic #26 · Oct 24th, 2020 · 15 · · How about a little more? ·

To show the power of flex tape, I sawed this centaur in half.

The_Chill_Author

The_Chill_Author #27 · Oct 24th, 2020 · 4 · · How about a little more? ·

10496720
Exactly!

Hugmir

Hugmir #28 · Oct 25th, 2020 · · · Bloopers ·

Greetings! I have just recorded an audioversion of your fimfic, accessible at https://youtu.be/gTQhIIgKXds ! I hope you do not mind me sharpening my beginner skills on it too much - I am a bit of a fledgeling creator/narrator and am currently intensively trying to both get better at the craft and surprise FIMfiction authors by random renditions of their creations.

I think I have credited you as much as I could - in the beginning of the recording, in the video cover screen, and in the video description (with a link to this page right here - should you want me to add some other link to your profile elsewhere, please do say so).

The_Chill_Author

The_Chill_Author #29 · Oct 25th, 2020 · · · Bloopers ·

10498206
I just wanna say, your voice is e p i c.

Buck Swisher

Buck Swisher #30 · Dec 11th, 2020 · · · How about a little more? ·

t h a t ' s a l o t o f d a m a g e

Alondro

Alondro #31 · Dec 15th, 2020 · 3 · · How about a little more? ·

Phil Swift vs Trololo Guy... IT'S THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY!!!

Alondro

Alondro #32 · Dec 15th, 2020 · 1 · · Bloopers ·

Who can flex more? Phil Swift... or Nux Taku?

tiermaker.com/images/avatars/Nux_Taku/Nux_Taku.jpg

The_Chill_Author

The_Chill_Author #33 · Dec 15th, 2020 · · · Bloopers ·

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A hard decision.

Alondro

Alondro #34 · Dec 15th, 2020 · · · Bloopers ·

10582839 A long hard decision.

A REALLY LARGE AND LENGTHY AND GIRTHY THROBBING DECISION!!

AN INCREDIBLY MASSIVE PULSATING, GYRATIN- *THWACK!!!... Alondro is dragged away by mysterious figures*

Spazz Kid

Spazz Kid #35 · Dec 28th, 2020 · · · Bloopers ·

Nappa?

When the hell did you get here?

"FUCKTHEPOLICECOMINGSTRAIGHTFROMTHEUNDERGROUND"

Okay, nevermind.

technofan

technofan #36 · Mar 15th, 2021 · · · How about a little more? ·

10576064
how bout a little more?!

Buck Swisher

Buck Swisher #37 · Mar 15th, 2021 · · · Bloopers ·

10723075
m o r e d a m a g e

Mystic Sunrise

Mystic Sunrise #38 · Apr 9th, 2021 · · 1 · Bloopers ·

10495233
Putting a link or a video embed is fine. But you can't write out the lyrics to a non-MLP song.

The_Chill_Author

The_Chill_Author #39 · Apr 9th, 2021 · · · Bloopers ·

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Which is why I shall make it again, but with no copyright lyrics. And a lot of Embeds.

OP Omni God-Emperor Doom

OP Omni God-Emperor Doom #40 · Apr 9th, 2021 · · · Bloopers ·

10762454

Makes sense.

Ace of Blackjack

Ace of Blackjack #41 · Sep 28th, 2021 · · · Bloopers ·

10762454
That seems, silly? So I can’t have my characters sing the wonderer and get away with it since it’s a Fallout story for a Fallout Equestria story? Guess I could swap a few lyrics, but it flow just right like the original.

WorldWalker128