//------------------------------// // Why is this big ass mosquito in my house? // Story: Anon runs the 1s with the bug queen // by milk rain //------------------------------// Anon was awoken from his sleep to a crashing sound coming from downstairs. Not knowing what was going on he decided to go investigate but as he walked out of his room, and turned to walk down the stairs he stopped in his tracks. There was a pony at the bottom of the stairs at least that's what he thought, but when he got a better look it was that damm bug queen She was smiling at him with a grin, Anon knew she had something planned. "Hello human." "What the fuck do you want bug queen," Anon said in an annoyed tone. Queen Chrysalis would just scoff, "How rude You know my name it is not bug Queen it is Chrysalis and you should address me as such." "Yeah, whatever you overgrown cockroach." As Chrysalis heard this her temper would rise but she would decide to cut to the chase. "Well human I have come up with a new plan to take over the ponies and you are a part of that plan so I have come to coerce you into joining me or I could always just mind control you" Chrysalis stated a smile coming across her face. "Ok here is the thing fly I don't feel like doing any of that so I will ask you this in the kindest way possible. Get the fuck, out of my house bitch." "How dare you talk to me in such a way! I guess I'll just have to" but she would be cut off by Anon. "No here is what is going to happen you will leave my house and my property or I will be forced to run your fade" confused Chrysalis would just reply with a "What?" "What I mean is if you do not leave my house in the next 60 seconds I will come down these stairs and beat on you so hard that you will wake up in the hospital with the ponies you hate so much showing you pity," Anon said in a threating tone raising his hands up But Chrysalis would just chuckle at this "You think you can take me on human don't make me laugh your vague threats don't scare me. and you have no magic I would wipe-" but she would not be able to finish the sentence as Anon quickly rushed down the stair's anon punching her. The queen would stumble back surprised that he decided to hit her, and not to mention the hit he just threw was pretty hard she actually felt the pain of it. "My my human you might not have magic but that hit did hurt quite a bit" "Yeah so you know I am not playing around, I told you once I will tell you again. Leave my house" "No no no I don't think so now I have to get revenge on you for disrespecting me like that." As Chrysalis said this she would charge at Anon. Anon would quickly dodge, and Chrysalis would come to a halt turning around she was met with a couple of punches. She would push the human away regaining her bearings, And as Anon was pushed back he would regain his stance taunting the queen. "Come on you big ass mosquito! Come get this 2 piece combo, no sauce included" Anon would charge at her and start throwing more hands but the queen would start dodging every one of them and as she kept moving out of the way of his attacks she would conjure up a magical sword slicing down at anon but he would quickly react to this by moving out the way. "You crazy bitch you trying to kill me!" "Honestly no I still need you, but if this keeps going on I just might!" Chrysalis would keep swinging her magical sword but one of her swings would be off and Anon took that mistake as an opportunity he quickly threw a jab and immediately ran to his kitchen to look for a weapon the bug queen following behind him. As he got to the kitchen he took the nearest thing he could find, and as the queen turned the corner ready to strike she was hit in the chest with a metal pipe. "Yeah that's right want some more you 4 legged spider" As Anon said this we would go for another swing, and another, and another but he would lose grip of the pipe as he hit her another time. Seeing that he was distracted by just losing his weapon Chrysalis quickly spun around, and as Anon took notice of this it was already too late he knew he was in for a world of hurt because he would be bucked in the ribcage sending him flying into a wall. He knew for sure that she had broken some ribs but his pure adrenalin pumping through his veins made it feel like it was nothing, he got up he looked at the bug queen face to face and he knew he had to end this fast. Charging at her they would be locked in a hold but Anon would get the better of her and punch her repeatedly after a couple more punches he would put all his strength into 3 final attacks. He spun around roundhoused and kicked her in the face, she was in a daze the bug queen now started to stumble. He then gut-punched the air from her lungs disappearing in an instant, and before she could even drop to the ground Anon finished her off with an uppercut to the jaw knocking her out. Anon's heart was racing and his adrenalin was starting to go away, with the little strength he had left pulled the bug queen to the front door. Twilight Sparkle was walking down a path to a house Anon's house as a matter of fact. he had forgotten something at her house and she decided to go give it to him she hoped he would not be sleeping at this time but that was the least of her worries because as she got closer to the house going up the steps to the front door, the door would slam open and a black figure would fly past her hitting the ground behind her. She quickly looked back and was shocked at what she saw. "Chrysalis!" she shouted be no response from the queen of the changelings not to mention she had looked like she had just got beaten up. Twilight quickly spun around and saw Anon at the front door he also looked like he had been beaten up, so she quickly put two and two together. "Oh my Celestia, Anon are you okay!?" Twilight asked in a concerned voice. He would look down at Twilight saying "I guess but you should be focusing on Bug Queen over there I demolished her. And to think that Celestia lost to her, heh." Twilight looked back only to see that Chrysalis was now gone. "Where did she go?" "Who knows Twi all that matters is that she should not mess with the human Anon," He said confidently. "But uh... Twi can you take me to the hospital she did a pretty good number on me. The adrenalin is gone now and I am in a world of hurt, I am also pretty sure some of my ribcage bones are broken." He said with hurt in his voice. "Oh shoot! Alright Anon, I will teleport us to a hospital" She then took Anon in her magic and teleported them both away Luna was sitting by her sister's side for another day of day court when a scroll appeared falling on her for some reason instead of Celestia. Lina had presumed it was from Celestia's ever-faithful student Twilight Sparkle, Celestia had asked for the scroll but Luna insisted she read it first and she was glad she did because she started to burst out in laughter. "What is so funny Luna" Celestia questioned "You need to read this it's too funny" As she said this Celestia garbed the scroll with her magic and she would roll her eyes at what she read. Luna would then tell her sister. "How are you going to let the human call you out like that, You lost to Chrysalis while using your magic but the human anon beat her with hoof-to-hoof combat, and the fact that he said you had a skill issue was icing on the cake." As Luna finished she would continue to laugh hysterically, and Celestia would just toss the scroll away.