Princess Celestia is in your bed, and you don't know why: what do?

Cute, funny, and short. Have fun reading!

Proofreading by RaylanKrios.
Now with audio reading by CaptainBron3y
Second audio reading by MeloncholyIguana.

Based on this story:
Princess Celestia is (still) in your Bed
Princess Celestia Has Stolen All Your Bed Sheets
Drunk CelestAI Is In Your Bed
Fimfic Authors Are In Your Bed
Princess Celestia is in Your Washing Machine

This story is a sequel to Celestiphobia

It's only been a day since the treaty was passed, and Stan still hates the ground-walkers and fliers and magicians. So his friend, Carl, decides to cheer him up by making him take part in his favorite activity. Getting drunk.

What a horrible mistake that was, since it gave Stan beer goggles for a certain white alicorn, and has him running around causing mischief at every turn.
Carl can only hope he can survive the night.

Now with deleted scenes!

Author's words with some form of intelligence: Now with 100% more editing by Alticron

Stan was one of the lucky ones to make it out of the Canterlot disaster unscathed, unfortunately for him that means he now has to deliver a treaty to the princess.
Who happens to be one of his most deepest darkest fears.

Chrysalis is desperate. Her hosts for feeding on emotions are depleted. As each day passes, more and more of her changelings wither and perish. Thanks to outsiders entering her homeland, there seems to be no hope for her and her family. Only a miracle could save them.

This is my entry into Equestria Daily's 5th Flash Fiction. The rules state I have to write a fic that involves Chrysalis being happy. The trick? It can NOT result from Chryssie either winning at the wedding, or taking over any part of Equestria as well as be 1500 words minimum.

Mole Cricket, a changeling, faces the greatest challenge of his life so far: Convincing all four princesses that he deserves a chance at earning citizenship in Equestria. Can he convince Twilight Sparkle, Celestia, Luna, and Cadance that he can be a contributing member to society?

An Interquel to the story "Your Fangs Are Showing", this takes place between chapters 3 and 4.

After an unexpected magical happening, the four princesses of Equestria are pulled into a portal to an alternate world. To return to Equestria, multiple universes must be explored, and many roles must be played.

(Changed to "Teen" for some mildly scary scenes in the third chapter.)

Princess Twilight Sparkle, is invited for the first time to the 70th Annual Princess D&D Game, but a little bird was watching, and when this bird tells its master. A special guest shows up to ruin the party. But instead joins the game. Watch as they laugh, cry, and well do princess things. Cover by AmyRose521.

When Soundwave losses hope for Decepticon cause after Megatron's death he leaves Cybertron to find a new home, but when a freak accident lands him in the peaceful land of Equestria he must adapt to this new world with the help of a down on her luck DJ, Vinyl Scratch. Watch as they try to survive the wrath of Princess Luna, Soundwave's old rivals, and the evil Equestria has to offer.

(Takes place during the old 1980's movie of transformers, also Soundwave is gonna be a combination of 1980's Soundwave and Transformers War for Cybertron Soundwave. Also including Fall of Cybertron and small amount of Beast Wars references)

Credit to Hasbro for Both MLP FiM and Tranformers *Transformers duh duh duh duhduh buythetoysbuythetoysbuythetoys*
Credit to StaticWave12 on Deviant Art for the idea of DJ-COL-7
http://staticwave12.deviantart.com/

I finally saved up the money. I finally had a costume I felt was sufficient. I finally got to go to Botcon. As Soundwave. I even practiced his special disturbing walk cycle for extra effect. Granted, I had to do it all with a missing Laserbeak, but hey, I could always roleplay that the little bugger was off on reconnaissance.

Then I saw a way to skip that little mistake altogether: A perfectly sized, articulated Laserbeak, with straps to hold it on properly. I didn't even think about it. I didn't think about why what appeared to be an entire prop shop was set up in the middle of a con. I didn't think about what the chances of this particular prop even existing were. I couldn't even be bothered to think about the creepy dude wearing a creepy hooded robe working the booth as he chuckled at my enthusiastic strapping on of my perfectly-sized addition.

Now I'm in the world of ponies, and have been turned into one of the most technologically-advanced villains of a completely different universe. Nothing to do now except make myself useful, I suppose.

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And thus, I throw my hat into the ring with all the other LoHAV stories. I've been wanting to do this pretty much since the whole trend started, but couldn't figure out which character to use. Let's see how this goes, shall we?

Luna isn't exactly caught up with technology- she plays a console from 2001 (no offense intended if you do) and doesn't really understand webcams. But if YOU were on the moon, could you be? I thought not. So she finds a newer device, mysteriously called an "Eye-Pod", and is determined to figure out what the heck it is. But with Celestia on her tail for not going outside after a 10 hour streak of PonyKart, how will she find time?