It begins
*Burp* A letter came out of Spikes mouth. It was approximately 2 A.M and Twilight was just going to bed.
"Why is the princess..*yawn* sending me a letter now" Twilight managed to grasp while stumbling.
"Dear twilight, you have been invited to a royal 'sleepover' you will know more once you are here, please bring plenty of Doritos, Mountain Dew, and a book? Your Princess, Celess.." Twilight fell asleep for a half second.
"Twilight!" Spike shouted.
"...AH, huh what. Oh yeah... better do what the princess says." and with that, twilight head for the kitchen to grab the desired items, while in the kitchen she still pondered why she was to acquire these items, she would ask later. After grabbing the food and drinks, she stuffed them into her saddlebag and flew to canterlot.
"Ah Princess Twilight, what be your presence here" The Guard asked.
"I'm to be attending some sort of royal sleepover," Twilight sighed.
"Alright, be on your way then." The guard then moved so he was no longer blocking the entrance. Twilight hastily made her way to the royal chamber. Stumbling almost half asleep occasionally. Once inside the chamber she noticed the princesses, popcorn, Doritos, and a very certain game that she knew was then reason she was there. She stared at the princesses, then trotted forth and set down her saddlebag full of Mountain Dew, Doritos, and a book entitled "What to do during a royal sleepover".
"If were doing this..furst crack me a Dew cause i am esperdantly errr.. tired." Twilight managed to say.
Celestia then levitated a Mountain Dew to Twilight and opened it. Twilight took a long hard sip. Then took a look down.
"Lets get this show on the road!" and with that all 4 Mares gave a huzzah. Twilight took a seat at the round table. Then Celestia opened up the box, the box of the game. "Dungeons and Dragons".
"Twilight, since it is your first time here, you will be our dungeon master. If that is alright." Celestia asked.
"Of course!" Twilight spat out. Celestia then levitated the Dungeon Masters fold, the note pad, and the rest of the contents to the rest of the players. She got out the board and the mystical, D20!
"So for character selection, I will go first! I am as always the mighty Marecules with his beginning sword of slaying, +5 Against undead." Luna explained.
"Uh Luna, you're not speaking in the Royal Canterlot Voice..." Twilight exclaimed.
"I know, I usually only use it in public." Luna retorted.
"Next I will go, I am choosing The pony of Shadows! A stealth character with a beginning dagger of darkness, +4 Stealth +1% Pickpocket chance." Cadence stated.
Then Celestia Spoke. "Finally me, I am choosing Marelin, the mighty wizard who casts many spells! With a starting robe of charisma, i get +5 Intelligence."
"Alright then! I shall set you adventurers in the land of Mystasia!" Twilight said.
"Thank god it wasn't Ooo again!" Cadence said with a sigh of relief.
"Hey! It has a bunch of swords! It's cool." Luna blurted.
"But its no place for a Rogue! It's all bright and sunny." Cadence explained.
"Anyways, we start with all 3 of you in a tavern, but unknown to each other." Twilight said.
"Marelin then notices the barbaric strength of Marcules." Twilight continued.
"...This is where you talk to each other." Twilight added.
"Good marrow to you sir, it pleases me to see that you are strong and carry a humongous weapon with you." Marelin stated.
"Thank you, you seem like a wizard. Would you care to join me in a quest?" Marecules quickly replied.
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"I wonder when my little fly on the wall will get back." Chrysalis pondered. Then a changeling came flying in.
"My queen I have information on the Princesses." Her servant reported.
"What is it?!" Chrysalis demanded.
"They are playing D&D..." The changeling reported.
"Hm, I think i may have to crash this, Dungeon party. MwahahahHAHAHHAHAHAHAH" Chrysalis laughed maniacally.
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Back at the Royal sleepover, all the Heroes were on their way to the first dungeon.
"Marelin, what type of wizard are you?" The pony of Shadows asked.
"Uh I don't know. All types i guess." Marelin responded.
"Ok-" before Luna finish her sentence, there was a small green mushroom cloud before them.
"Haw Haw Haw, I am here to be of your reckoning!" Chrysalis shouted, then the cloud anticlimactically dissipated.
"Damn budgets." Chrysalis added.
"Queen Chrysalis what are you doing here!" Cadence shouted.
"Y'know...I really didn't figure that part out." Chrissi stated.
"Want to join our game?" Twilight asked.
"WHAT?" The other 3 princesses said in unison.
"Hey i don't see why not, she is royalty after all." Twilight responded.
"Ugh, okay.. Queen chrysalis would you like to join our game...." Celestia said in a mocking tone.
"Sure, I'm not doing anything anyways." And with that Chrysalis trotted and sat at the round table.
"Who would you like to be, besides our characters?" Luna asked.
"Is the Batmare open?!" Chrissi asked in excitement.
"It sure is!" Twilight responded.
"Thats a character?" Celestia whispered to Luna. "It came out in the 'Why did you buy this' expansion." Luna whispered back.
"Alright! I love the starting batarang of return, +3 Agility +2% Style!" Chrissi said fangirling.
"This is going to be a long ride..." Twilight said with a sigh.
"Back into the story now with Chrysalis in-"
"I prefer to be called Chrissi.." Chrissi said with a smile.
"Fine, back into the story now with 'Chrissi' in it as Batmare, you 4 are about to enter the dungeon of paranoia. Any of you need to stop anywhere before you enter?"
"Well actually, first I am going to cast Watch dog." Celestia added.
"Why? Can't you just cast it in the dungeon?" Twilight asked.
"No.. well yes i can but since its day it gets +2 Agility and Strength if its cast in the sun." Celestia explained.
"Oh... okay, hold on let me see your sheet." Twilight levitated Celestia's character sheet.
"... Oh there it is, Watchdog "If cast in sunshine gains +2 Agility and strength." Twilight read.
"Anyways, You 4 then trot into the Dungeon of Paranoia, not knowing what lies ahead."