Uh, hello, hello? If you are hearing this, then welcome to your new career as a nightguard at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria. Now, you might have heard some strange rumors about Freddy and his friends, specifically how they kill the night guard. That, that is not entirely true. They are a bit quirky, but, hey, who can blame them? They must be bored out of their skulls. Well, not so much these days...
Remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children, so please respect that. Just watch your doors and your cameras, and you should be able to get through the night.
Oh, and if you get a chance try to befriend Fluttershy. If she likes you, that will make your nights a lot better.
Or the misadventures of semi-murderous animatronics as they raise a kindhearted pegasus filly.
Inspired by Tatsurou's PWNY-verse.
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Dark tags because of FNaF's backstory.