A slightly better than novice writer and a relatively new member to the Mlp Fan-base. Book smart but socially stupid.
This story is a sequel to A Crafter's Dream (Discontinued)
I watched the redone version of Suction Cup Man yesterday, and thought, "What if this was with Steve?" And, here is the result. Not going to lie, I think I did pretty well
Suction cup man belongs to Piemations. Obviously.
Steve as a character belongs to Mojang, while Steve as an idea belongs to me.
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I'm Suction-cup Man LOOK AT ME GO! (also, FIRST!)
You my friend, are a true artist.
I'm a Minecraft hater, but curse you for tempted me cause of similarity to Suction-Cup Man.
Suction Cup Man is comin’ round
My sucking powers have no bounds
Suction cups all red and shit
I’m pretty hot you must admit
Do not test my sucking power
I’ll climb your tower in just an hour.
You can’t kill me, I’m way too cool.
I’m smudging up your windows fool!
Did anyone eles read this in their original voices from the animation?
Thank you for writing this.
Will there be a sequel to this?
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I did
Just take my upvote and leave.
Hahahahahahaha oh my God this is so FUCKING good.
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Pick-axe man is coming round
My mining powers have no bounds
Pick-axes all blue and shit
It's pretty cool, you must admit.
Do not test my mining power
I'll climb your wall in just an hour.
You can't kill me, I'm way too cool.
I'm messing up your brickwork fool!
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I don't think it's possible not to.
I choose to believe that he crab waddled away like fucking Zoidberg.
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Yes, that sounds better
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WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
I love this
Congratz, you got featured. 8/3/2019
You have to do Parts 2 and 3 Dude it would be epic hahaha
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Nice comment bro
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Thanks man
Nice
My Little Pony, but it's Suctioncraft Man.
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Oh my gosh, that name is amazing. Thank you.
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You're welcome
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Pick-axe Man!
One more time, baby. Oh Celestia!
His name is Pick-axe Man!
I’m like a superhero but buckin pointless!
Buck you, he’s Pick-axe Man!
Just try to get me off your wall!
BUCK!
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That's it, it's decided. I'm doing the other two parts, as well as the song. It's going to happen.
OMFG YES
This is art at it's finest put through a machine on very fine setting over and over and over again XD
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Your wish is granted, part 2 is up now.
Should've been a shovel. Game over.
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Thank You
You kinda ruined whole fun by being too detailed. You can't describe everything around in detail when writing humor, especially someone else's humor. It's plain obvious there are two completely different styles.
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I hear ya, and as surprising as it may be, I agree with you. However, Fimficrion has a policy where you have to have a certain amount of words, and as such, I add more words to accommodate. The original version only had around 500-600 words instead of 1002.
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Glad I could bring a smile to ya. Feel free to use it if you want!
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XD, yes, i look forward to the adventures of pick-axe man
I can’t stop laughing!
pickaxe :D
basically suction cup man
Wait, what? Didn’t Steve say he couldn’t go down?
Huh.... well that’s a plot hole.
Lol this is basically the exact same thing and it’s still funny as hell!
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Personally, I find it funnier because it's Royal Equestrian guards, who, canonically? Are about as smart as sand. Because that would be an insult to Boulder if I said about as smart as rocks. Sans Shining of course. And they're ponies. Which makes it even funnier because he choose an earth pony to do the bit of the business man. Not a unicorn.
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Badum tish.
Honestly, I expected something like
“Shut the fuck up. You’re a fucking c***. Shut the fuck up. You’re a fucking c*** suck my dick.”