Made from 100% potato.

And then there's this asshole.

I write pones and Humans. Or, at least, try to. Also a massive faggot for Sabaton. PM me Joakim pics.

A person who does person things.

Your average fan fiction writer. I enjoy anime, music, my little pony of course.

Are you not entertained?

I just wanna have fun.

Gettin quixotic up in here

If I've entertained just one person, I've done my part.

If you want to see more of my work, look me up on Fanfiction.net, I have many stories already finished there that may interest you if you enjoy what I post here.

This sentence is false.

I laugh when people think I know what I'm doing.

RP writer and Spacebattles

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I came and I brought bad luck...

Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

Jack of all trades, master of none. I've got too many ideas and not enough time, so expect few updates on a bunch of stories.

Sanity? Never had it.

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

What? You expect a trick? Go talk to another Zman, I'm busy.

Just a guy with time on his hands really, all I can say is a hope you enjoy what I write

As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

Ever since I became a Brony, I have always loved cross-overs. I made this account to finally write my own!

Life is like a crop. Beings grow and spread like wheat on a field and it's my job to make sure that those wheat get harvested.

Caffeine's not even a drug and I still have a problem.

I'm a guy named Dumb who occasionally gets his derriere in gear and writes HiE epics involving space, Gods, and other silly nonsense. Also edits/reviews stories, for those who are looking for that.

I'm a user that has been on the site since before season 3. I'm working on a story called World at War, and some of my earliest work exists in my catalog.

It's been far too long my dear guest. I will be your humble host for tonight's... arrangements. I hope to serve you to the best of my... abilities.

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Convicted Bibliophile (Buy me a coffee, will 'ya? https://ko-fi.com/flint_lock)

I enjoy memes and hating myself to the point where people in my vicinity get concerned.

No longer relevant.

Hey, Harry Leferts here from Nova Scotia, Canada. Hopefully you'll enjoy my stories.

This shit is so pretentious I got a fucking film school degree.