I was going to write a joke, but I've written enough stupid comments that I'm already a joke anyway. They/them pronouns, please.

'The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move'- Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

You can only move forward. Forget about the past, and then the pain from yesterday will drop, like dew from the leaves.

Fluttershy smiles politely.

uwu

Eternal Blaze!

Gone.

Hi, we're plural.

i like zoophobia and every character in it :3(except for rusty)

I write about small pastel-colored ponies and do bad things to them. Ask me about anything, I love talking about my stories even more than writing them.

Everyone's least favorite.

"For fun" is the best reason to do anything. "The best" is the best way to do everything.

Ask your doctor about DERPIPONE(TM)!

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Why 'Inquisitor'? Because 'Forty two': the most important lesson I ever learned. Any answer is worthless until you have the right question. Author, editor, critic, but foremost, a philosopher.

Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

I like to pretend that I know what I'm doing.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Fun Fact: Draconmannulus is a combo of Latin words, draco (dragon) and mannulus (little pony). Basically Spike. And now you know Latin. You're a Roman.

Just another possible brony writer.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Lipstick on her reefer, waiting... for a match...

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

Killing time instead of killing people

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.

Staff Note: Found to be impersonating AskFlufflePuff.

Expat in Singapore. I finally registered for the story "Pericynthion", a masterful crossover of MLP/ Ender's Game.

I make a habit of stalking appreciating every new face I meet.

I'm a swedish brony. I enjoy meeting new people and love to listen.

"Friendship" is a magical-class noun.

I am not a person, but I play one on TV.

An idle mind, regardless of what others may say, is a great place to wander in.

This is a bio.

Allow myself to introduce... myself.

So sick of it all.

I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

The drugs were beginning to wear off...