"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

What's my age again?

A saucy minx.

I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.

Not really living, just barely surviving. Formerly Noble Night.

U.N. Owen Was Her? ↑

I'm me.

The selfish desire of humanity causes wars and hatred is born on it, and that it's how my hate for humanity was birth.

I hav Autismᴴᴰ ヽ༼°ل͜°༽ﾉ

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Formerly Poop Tickler

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

8000 soldiers!

u w0t m8

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

"Even when everything destroys you, make your last stand legendary." "If you search for the meaning of life, you're wasting your time. Just live it." Those are my lines. Take it, leave it. Be happy

I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not

irresistible

Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!