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Writing a comedy fic can be hard. That's why you make bad FCs!

"What, you egg?" He stabs him.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world; those who can know binary, and those who don't

An enthusiastic and active fan of FiM, albeit lazy at times. Also enjoys music, games such as Halo, osu!, and most Nintendo series, and hanging out with friends.

I cook my chicken skin side down to make sure I only judge it by the content of its character.

If it doesn't give me a boner, it's not a story.

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolons.

'ey kid, wanna see a dead body?

I believe that the most dangerous weapon to man is a silver tongue.

Auf einem Abenteuer für luzide Träume~

There are no ships being delivered, quickly or otherwise. Sorry.

alwaysobservingasusual youhumanskeeptellingmetodothis SOIDID

Just a regular Brony. Note: This account is only going to be used for following stories

Brony, writer, and YouTuber.

I hav Autismᴴᴰ ヽ༼°ل͜°༽ﾉ

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

i write things sometimes

Pony smut author known for his love of fillies, futa, and Nightmare Moon and his deep-seated hatred for all males.

get to know me.

Formerly Poop Tickler

Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!

I like fappin and slappin my dong on fat pony booty