Retired author, husband and father.

https://discord.gg/HDp8sqW - I apologize if I haven't been the friend that you deserve. But I want you to know, in my way, I love you all. - Dr. Sheldon Cooper

It's a no from me

I am a ghost, I am alone, I am easily forgotten. I am a lone wolf, no one knows who I am, no one cares about me, but I care about them. Also I do some shit on here...

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

My dick maybe large, but really only in your heads. I'm quite the average guy, from day to day life, I seek answers only to get more questions. And yes, I am that guy who fucks mothers.

There ain't no rakes on the grape train!

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Hello! I'm an aspiring artist and writer from Honduras!

Just your average pony nothing to see here!

I'm a 15 year old jackass

Super High-school Level Sociologist.

I deal in lewds and lewd accessories

A Pasty Plebeian Pencil Pusher

If it doesn't give me a boner, it's not a story.

Just a normally odd muscian trying to write fanfiction

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

k.

Kill me.

I hav Autismᴴᴰ ヽ༼°ل͜°༽ﾉ

Retired/Out-of-Retirement Author

KFP-Empleado.

Not here anymore

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolons.

I will follow you all

Formerly Poop Tickler

I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.