YOU'RE the idiot

Ignore those great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies...

Hello everypony! My name is Sarah Dino Runnerhoof! I LOVE reading stories about MLP, loves cats, dinosaurs, chocolate milk, being cute, kind, and silly! I am on a robotics team.

The personification of "Let sleeping dogs lie"

My name is Willight Robinbine. I've been a brony for 8 years since January 19th, 2013. Beginner Gmodder. Don't ask to RP/requesting stories from me now until I say I'm fine with it.

Hi i am new here I hope I can get some followers

Don't talk to me or my dog ever again

I've got Shining Armor tied up in my basement for molestation purposes.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

I am a HUGE reader any story you find I'm reading is most likely above 150k words the BIGGEST I've read was Dairies of a Madman which was OVER 2 MILLION and its STILL not done!!!

i wanna say somthing but, i have no words.

This, right here, is why you should eat Wheaties in the morning. I guess anything would be better than the two shots of vodka I had.

Cheese puffs + Soda + My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic + Fimfiction = Very happy brony!

Oh go punch a duck.

seriously delete this shit please

I'm a jack of all trades who works casting in hollywood. Need some help with a fic? I may be available to assist.

The fuck are you looking at, Arse-face?

"I am life. I am death. I give everything. But I take all. I am a King. A Queen. An Assassin. An Army. I am the Savage Kingdom!"

Rawr! Im a scary unicorn! ≧∇≦ although i wish i was a pegasus

I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not

Can answer questions regarding site rules or policies for any content as well as their enforcement/punishment.

When I die, don't come to my grave to tell me how much you love me and how much you miss me, because those are the words I want to hear while I'm still alive... When I Die, You'll Love Me

"The 's' in schoolgirl stands for sadist."

I'm just an humble (wanna-be) MLP fanfic author and fanartist. I also love drawing fancomics and worshipping Applejack (as well as Rainbow Dash and Daring Do. In that order).

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.

I am the Splinter Cell, armed with advance and lethal arsonal. I'll make you believe I am everywhere. I'm going to find you.... and then silence you.

“What you must understand about me is that I’m a deeply unhappy person.”

I prefer to show over telling.

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?