A saucy minx.

Fate fell short

If it doesn't give me a boner, it's not a story.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

"Even when everything destroys you, make your last stand legendary." "If you search for the meaning of life, you're wasting your time. Just live it." Those are my lines. Take it, leave it. Be happy

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolons.

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Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!