MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

I am but a humble weaver of words hoping to expand the loom of understanding. What are we but strings in a greater fabric?

Blazer is a fanfic author who talks about himself in the third person. What a snob!

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Imagine large boobs.

I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I'm a random girl who loves ponies while looking for something to do with her life.

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

If you came here for any sort of sanity, You came to the wrong page! heh heh HAHAHAHAHA! But yes, I love HIE and some good funny stories and love depending in how it's done. Have fun out there!

I felt it was time for a new bio, but don't know what to write. Maybe something philosophical? Umm...? Hmm.... Whoops! Look at that!! I seem to have run out of characters!! Remember to Stay Beautiful!

Not really big on fanfic writing, but when I'm in the mood I'll jot something down from time to time. I'd much rather frequent sites like YouTube, DeviantArt, and Facebook

Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.

What? You expect a trick? Go talk to another Zman, I'm busy.

Write what you know; write what you feel. Give life to that which lacks it, and mend the heart of they who need it most. Love, laugh, and cry. Never be afraid to be yourself. This is me.

Just a guy that writes fan fiction from time to time.

Dead as a doornail since 2014

A rainbow dash lover i mean i love her, i mean i has a crush on her

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Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

I AM ALIVE ONCE MORE

Ever since I became a Brony, I have always loved cross-overs. I made this account to finally write my own!

Just some random guy. [Retired]

We are the fuel for the Meme Machine, harvest the moist juice and begin the ritual of Ebola. The dead will never know this joy.

Knows the lyrics to "Bron-yr-Aur".

Greetings true believer! It is I, the Wearer of Hats! I'm an aspiring writer and on here you'll find my dabblings into the world of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Enjoy! Hats off to y'all!

Why hello there...

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

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