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QuilliamPenn


I AM ALIVE ONCE MORE

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Vinyl Scratch finally gets herself a copy of the popular new game called "Equestrian Robot Combat"

A highly immersive game in which; upon donning the virtual reality helmet included with the game, the player experiences combat in a never before seen level, able to see, hear, smell and feel everything around them as if they were actually there experiencing it for themselves.

However, as evident by the game title, one does not simply run around and shoot everypony, no they run around and shoot everypony...whilst piloting massive, bipedal behemoths, armed to the teeth with seemingly limitless ways to shoot, smash, slice and blow their enemies apart.

The best part?

You don't actually get hurt!

Although as Vinyl soon discovers, just because the twenty-foot mass of metal currently firing soda can sized bullets at you won't physically hurt you, it does have a tendency to be rather...terrifying.


Tagged to Gore simply because of the (Now put on Hiatus) "Horde Mode" Chapter(s).

(This story will mostly contain different individual experiences Vinyl has whilst in-game. I'm trying to improve my writing abilities with this sort of thing. I will occasionally throw a new chapter up here whenever I feel like pumping out an action-ish one-shot that may or may not be appealing to anyone at all. Although constructive words and advice are happily accepted! )

Chapters (7)
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Twilight wakes up and simply doesn't feel like doing anything today.

Discord is responsible, of course. Why else would Twilight become lazy? I mean, seriously.

The result involves strange noises made whilst stretching, a rude letter, singing, potato chips and Discord's video camera.

Oh, this is going to be fun.


CONSUMER WARNING

This story is not meant to be taken entirely too seriously, as it is a silly one-shot and should be taken as such.

Any attempt to take it too seriously may result minor cases of annoyance or displeasure. In rare cases, extreme butthurt has been reported, a condition afflicting people who don't like my sense of humor.

Proceed with caution, expect major silliness, and a parody of a Bruno Mars song.

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Button Mash and Sweetie Belle decide to play Minecraft.

So of course, Minecraft decides to start spouting out of the computer and turning Button's house into hundreds of blocks, hostile mobs are spawning in his home and roam free, he has no idea when his mom is getting home, Sweetie Belle has no idea what she's doing, and as if that wasn't enough...

Button has absolutely no idea how to reverse this.

Totally normal day, right?


Inspired by the popular video Don't Mine at Night as well as a 90's movie called Jumanji while also paying homage to an 1879 opera called "Pirates of Penzance" in the form of an (attempted) song parody.


(Ahhh, this got put in the featured box, twice, Huzzah! Thanks to all my readers!)

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As long as she could remember, Luna had heard rumors of the beast in the hedge maze, of its sheer power and breathtaking muscular figure, how its biceps, had biceps.

Despite the warnings of her sister, Luna decided to go and try to defeat this beast for whatever farfetched reason, we still don't know to this day exactly why.

All we know is that there was lots of dancing.

And lots of Spaghetti.

Inspired entirely by this video.

Do not take this story too seriously.

I'll get to updating my other stories...eventually.

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Twilight is feeling nostalgic and wants to find her baby blanket.

She can't.

The obvious answer is to bring a doll to life and ask If it knows where it is.


(Rated Teen/Sex, simply for some of the topics that are mentioned in the story.)

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Fed up with the constant fighting of his parents; who are all but split up, a Pegasus named Sketchbook decides to move to Ponyville, However Mere hours after he moves into his new home, Sketch meets a unicorn named Lyra whom he finds the ability to talk to and share his opinions with, and not be judged or ridiculed; an entirely new experience for him.


Proofreading done by the wonderful CanoLathra.

(This is where it all started! The very first story i ever really wrote, featuring a very early, Self-Ripped-Off version of my own OC! Don't expect anything exceptional, but if you wanna know where i started with writing; Ponies or otherwise, start here!)

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