Pone - about 50/50% sound/insane :) - Humans are lame, Pones are best

Nothing suspicious here.

30/Male/Soviet Alaska

[Muggonny's Alt] Yeah, and?

Writer, Vector Artist, GIF Aficionado, Toe Bean Enthusiast, and Full-time Sales Associate.

I do be writing. You do be reading

AKA Theo Winters. A Long time pony fan, writer and all around wacky pony. Now with a patreon & ko-fi.

If you're living on borrowed time, do you have to return it?

Writing wrongs.

I write stories mainly featuring small horses having sex with one another, and that is probably all you really need to know about me.

Hay, you there. Wanna feel something?

Nnnnno

That one guy who writes cringe pee erotica and pretty weird stuff. If you enjoy the wackiness, consider giving my stories a try!

Too much to write; too little time

I wanted to try writing dragon stories, but I write fetish stuff instead.

Write what you like, and like what you write.

A Warning to Others

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Welcome to the cum zone

"You know, it isn't sexual (It isn't sexual)... Strictly confectional..."

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Ponyville Botanist by day. Wholesome vore writer by night.

Someone who hijacked the orbital defence grid. Let's hope it doesn't have to be used.

Just being in this fandom alone should be a good indicator of how much of a degenerate I am. Not saying it's a bad thing tho ;)

I like writing stories but I'm also a kinky fetishistic loser, that's all you need to know really.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

I write TF stuff. Commissions are open, $20 for 1000 words.

Peace for Ukraine!

Clop writer involving pretty much anal as my favortie topic, but enjoy writing other things as well. I do not Take Requests, Comissions are rare. This is my hobby in spare time.

Kiss me, my account is 10!

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Welcome back to the cum zone

I write low quality fan fiction stuff.

I write weird shit. That's really it.

All bubble-blowing fillies will be beaten senseless by every able bodied pony in the bar (bar).

No.

Welcome to oneshot hell, I hope you like quick fics. Eris is best pony! Or Chrysalis, if Eris doesn't count.

Writer of kinky horse words, and less kinky comments that can be longer than some entire fics.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

Shut up. Just write.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!