Hi, it’s me. Sorry to keep you waiting for so long without any updates. I’ve been... well, not very good, to be honest.

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A few days ago, Maid to Serve Chapter Two was posted for all to see and, honestly, the whole time I was thinking "Oh jeez, please don't raise the pitch forks and torches on me." Glad to say that it wasn't as bad as I had predicted.

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Somehow the story got chopped up in a few places when I transferred it from Google Docs. Don't worry though, I just updated it. Everything should be fixed now.

Sorry!

Cause there's another gift for you, and this time it's from your good ol' Uncle Corpsly. A new chapter of Maid to Serve, just what you were asking for, wrapped up in a nice little wrapping paper and a cute little bow.

Happy holidays, everyone! I hope you enjoy it. :)

On a side note:
I apologize for the delay, me and my editors were having some issues with the chapter and we were working on fixing it.

George Michael passed away today at the age of 53... and it's not a hoax.

First it was David Bowie, then it was Prince, now Michael...

Rest in Peace George, your music always cheered me up whenever I was feeling down.

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This has been and always will be one of my most favorite songs growing up...

Hope you guys are having a wonderful holiday with friends and family.

The chapter will come tonight. I figured since everyone is probably spending time with people throughout the day, it's better to wait until tonight.

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Seriously, I don't fucking understand the traffic system on the East Coast. Out on the South Coast the traffic lights actually have sensors that do their job, while East Coast has timers.

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Hey everyone, I want to take the moment to ask you guys and gals what your opinion for what I'm about to propose.

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My eyes hurt too, but that's normal.

Carry on!

I know I said it was coming, and it is, but I need a little more time. All I need to do is cleanup errors and add a few bits here and there and it should be good to go. I'd give you full details, but at this point I'm just exhausted. I promise I'll get this chapter out by the end of this week.

You guys have been waiting too long for this...

I hope this chapter makes up for it.