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UmbrellaCorps


Writer, Vector Artist, GIF Aficionado, Toe Bean Enthusiast, and Full-time Sales Associate.

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  • 293 weeks
    I’ve tried everyday, but I failed

    Hi, it’s me. Sorry to keep you waiting for so long without any updates. I’ve been... well, not very good, to be honest.

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  • 382 weeks
    Just a small blog(also vectors!)

    A few days ago, Maid to Serve Chapter Two was posted for all to see and, honestly, the whole time I was thinking "Oh jeez, please don't raise the pitch forks and torches on me." Glad to say that it wasn't as bad as I had predicted.

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  • 382 weeks
    Opps!

    Somehow the story got chopped up in a few places when I transferred it from Google Docs. Don't worry though, I just updated it. Everything should be fixed now.

    Sorry! :twilightblush:

    2 comments · 319 views
  • 382 weeks
    Might want to look under the Christmas Tree again...

    Cause there's another gift for you, and this time it's from your good ol' Uncle Corpsly. A new chapter of Maid to Serve, just what you were asking for, wrapped up in a nice little wrapping paper and a cute little bow.

    Happy holidays, everyone! I hope you enjoy it. :)

    On a side note:

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    0 comments · 290 views
  • 382 weeks
    In Loving Memory of George Michael

    George Michael passed away today at the age of 53... and it's not a hoax.

    First it was David Bowie, then it was Prince, now Michael...

    Rest in Peace George, your music always cheered me up whenever I was feeling down.

    ...

    This has been and always will be one of my most favorite songs growing up...

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Dec
23rd
2016

Traffic can suck my ass · 10:06pm Dec 23rd, 2016

Seriously, I don't fucking understand the traffic system on the East Coast. Out on the South Coast the traffic lights actually have sensors that do their job, while East Coast has timers.

On the South if you pull up to the signals, they'll sense your car is there and switch when there's no on-coming traffic, but out here on the East Coast, if I were to pull up to an intersection and the opposite lights switch to green, they stay on for a whole 4 minutes, even when no other car is coming. I end up sitting at a light for 4 minutes, with no cars in sight the whole time. This is completely unnacceptable.

I seriously want to walk up to the city officials and tell them to fix these lights, because I don't want to sit in a traffic jam stretching back 2 miles all because 1 light decides to switch from green to red every 20 seconds. Not only that, since it's the time for holiday shopping, you got so many cars out there. It's comparable to Disneyland during the summer break, people are EVERYWHERE and it's impossible to get on a ride without loosing your fucking mind waiting in line for an hour. I have shit to do, and these lights are making it impossible to get things done in time.

And let's not forget the people on the road, those fucking assholes who do stupid shit and make you miss the light. Seriously, if you're the type of person who fucks around while driving, sell your car and fucking ride a bicycle from now on- preferably with deformed tires so you can fall over from the sidewalk and into oncoming traffic(apologies to the good people who ride their bikes everyday to work or wherever you're going.)

That's about the end of my rant.

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