*blushes and then hides behind a bush*

The one German who is lazy for real.

No longer relevant.

English geek, yep, that's me. I just want to spead joy with my stories and make people smileand I'm only just realising how cheesy this sounds. Meh.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

Lord Fetlock Equinari, The Ponytrician of Flanhk-Marepork. Grammar Tyrant, Rogue Editor at Large, Pungeon Master, Dispenser of Unsolicited Wisdom.

Just some guy who started trying to actually write something after almost two years of lurking. Apparently people like to read the stuff that goes on in my head. Huh.

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

I live for this! (Profile pic by Wrangle Wolfe)

I write bat-pone and moth-pone. I'm an expert on both.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

If you're looking for something dirty and thrilling, then welcome to my library~

Too much to write; too little time

Crossovers and Sci-Fi are my bread and butter.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

A 15 year old girl with a love of ponies and a passion for writing.

My friends call me Spectra! Everyone else says "Ah, how did this horse get in here!?"

A brony who's got a Master's in Physics.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

So long and thanks for all the fics!

You never know where the green beans are going to land.

Hello. I like to write horsewords.

Just here to read and write... But mostly read.

Beauty never lust long

I am running from something I'm becoming, but becoming one means I'm running from all I am.

Born and live in Bangkok, Thailand. Still studying.

I cook my chicken skin side down to make sure I only judge it by the content of its character.

An aspiring writer that loves the fandom and it's works

Level Up.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Author of the Tarnished Silver series. I write clopfics with too many emotions in them. My work is very niche, but my readers are a wonderfully enthusiastic bunch, so I must be doing something right?

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

Some weird person who writes stories about ponies. You should probably just ignore him.

Butts Butts BUTTS!

Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.