If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

This is fiction. But it is based...

Would you believe me if I said I have no idea what I'm doing?

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

Butts Butts BUTTS!

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

I am here to write about ponies having sex. That is all.

I type stories using my hands

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

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Complete AppleDash fanatic!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Your soul shall be mine...

♫ Do you want to build an airship? ♫

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

Yes.

A budding FiM writer. I don't do mane cast lesbian shipping, and I don't do long stories. Expect a reasonable (non-marysue) OC per story and lots of drama.

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.

singer, wannabe biker babe, voice actress, writer, intelligent, dancer, recovering self-abuser, cat lover, christian, obsessive, shy, pony fan, chocolate lover, coffee drinker

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.