Love is a verb, not a noun.

space is a waste

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

welcome my fellow brony, prepare your self for combat!, acts of valor!, and CAKE!!! I'm going to have to science the shit out of this.....

Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

I write pones and Humans. Or, at least, try to. Also a massive faggot for Sabaton. PM me Joakim pics.

Made from 100% potato.

big is best | patreon! | subscribestar!

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Fats writer, come here for the big blorps.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Stories based on big ponies! Brand new account for the sole purpose of writing about 'em, even. Ta-dah.

404 brain not found. Replace with pony

Would the real SweetCelestiaWhy please stand up?

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Writer of Macro/Micro porn, rampages, and adventure. I take... some requests. Within reason. I try to be a good man.

Been writing since high school. It's rare for a fandom to inspire fiction in me, and MLP:FiM has done so. So, here I am.

who me

Hello! My name is Stratocaster, pegasus, musician, and author extraordinaire! Feel free to browse my work, leave plenty of feedback, and chat with me at any time! :D I hope you enjoy! *waves*

I write weird shit. That's really it.

I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

Write what you like, and like what you write.