If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Just a guy who writes, games, and does stuff and things.

Knows the lyrics to "Bron-yr-Aur".

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Only mostly dead.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~

I am the darkness, the evil in men, the heart and mind of the swarm. Hatred is my sword, and heavy metal is my shield. You don't like me? too fuckin' bad.

Just some guy, riding out his time.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.

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pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.