We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

It's called garbage can, not garbage can't.

Genuinely wishing I had more time and motivation to write. Sometimes you'll get lucky. Mostly you'll be disappointed.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

Part of a machine, I am not a human being.

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

Makes ponies cry

[He/Him] Just a writer who likes MLP and hopes to make a living off it: https://ko-fi.com/ink_hoof

Engineer, Brony, Aspiring Author. Not necessarily in that order.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

thehalfelf, otherwise known as The Black Wizard, is a strange, humanized cactus whose only intention is to 1) play all of the video games and B) ship all the ponies

space is a waste

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

Come what may and test what will, I always find peace in some form of writing. Be it famous, hidden, or simply my own, it is and forever will be a sanctuary.

Simultaneously able to type 94 wpm and still take five years to finish a story. If you're feeling generous, throw a ko-fi at me.

Pretends to know what they're doing

Admin for various groups, occasional vectorer of screenshots, and writes stories like Cubic Zirconia, among other things.

This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively. But, if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow to high-five you yesterday.

Romantic purist, lover of creativity, admirer of writers, and a second pair of eyes. Also a lunatic who randomly bites people to smell what their screams feel like. Happy reading!

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