Hope you laughed or learned something.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Kissy honses

I'm British. I write crossovers with that horse show you people like. That's about it.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Dead as a doornail since 2014

See Ya

The one German who is lazy for real.

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?

I am a brony and i am in this for the great stories, they can really help me visualize how the new season will be

Artist.

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

Just a dude. Writes horsewords... with varying regularity.

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"Writers are vain, selfish and lazy." ~George Orwell

Something-something horse narrations.

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

I like to write the stories, they're so good they make the heart want to sing.

irresistible

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I am a mad scientist who works with ideas and words.

Nuts.