A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Reality is relative, logic is a lie, and God prefers Thinmints over Tagalongs.

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

I would totally go for a cookie right now.

Lets just write some damn stories.

Working on new stuff always, I'll be back before you know it.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Deep into that dorkness peering...

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Another one bites the dust.

Massive nerd brony with enough of a screwed up mind to create stories.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

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Cosmetics saleswoman/makeup artist by day, fanfiction writer by night.

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

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A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

My mask protects me from gas and Internet gnomes. What's your mask?

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.