Prowling with preposterous pretentiousness we permit petting of precious ponies

Nuts.

Toby Mason is so cute.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Rarity is best pony. Never assume.

Sea cucumber

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

A fellow traveler...

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

space is a waste

Favorite pony: Sweetie belle

A cynical Brit who sometimes writes.

Not much to say. I hope you appreciate my stories and/or comments.

Mediocre FanFic writer and Pro shoutcaster! "You wouldn't shoot a guy with glasses!

I find your lack of faith disturbing

"Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"

It's called a hustle, sweetheart.

Aspiring film editor. When I write I shoot for awesome and nothing less. Anti-censorship and pro free-speech.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Just another zebracorn living in Ponyville. I wear a top hat! A small thing to know about me in terms of this site is this: I am a SUCKER for crossovers! Mainly those of the ones I'm familiar with.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Technically not procrastinating.

What a beautiful Sunset.

I <3 GAMMA RAYS

I am nothing great, just a pony who enjoys reading great stories and trying my best to tell some myself.

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Love doesn't discriminate between the sinners and the saints. It takes and it takes and it takes and we keep loving anyway