Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

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Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

Too much to write; too little time

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Hey, Harry Leferts here from Nova Scotia, Canada. Hopefully you'll enjoy my stories.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Will critique for ̶f̶o̶o̶d̶ good reads and rides in the TARDIS!

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5