A clopfic author.

I AM NOT A SPY SENT FROM THE WORLD OF CHICKENS TO TAKE YOUR PRODUCE FOR OUR OVERLORD SCOOTALOO! I PROMISE!

Half the time I don't even know how I do what I seem to do so well. I try not to think too hard on it, for fear of breaking myself in the process.

Im just a guy who enjoys to write silly things, its as simple as that.

Writer of Macro/Micro porn, rampages, and adventure. I take... some requests. Within reason. I try to be a good man.

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Write what you know; write what you feel. Give life to that which lacks it, and mend the heart of they who need it most. Love, laugh, and cry. Never be afraid to be yourself. This is me.

There shouldn't be nine teddy bears

I am A Brony with a thing out for Princess Celestia and Twlight Sparkle.

Why hello there...

My dick maybe large, but really only in your heads. I'm quite the average guy, from day to day life, I seek answers only to get more questions. And yes, I am that guy who fucks mothers.

I am the ruler of the shadows and follower of the demonic Nightmare Moon. I can be a great ally or your worst nightmare.

Where did all these followers come from? >_>

Ponies and pony accessories. This account is dedicated to commenting (generally on fics that are beyond horriawful), the more nonsensical stuff I write and fics that are clearly awful.

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.