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Regidar


irresistible

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I came while writing this, to be sure.

2244672 I came before you wrote this.
EDIT: I accidentally the ninja 1st non user comment. Joining the 2nd person storm, I see.

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The innuendos.

This was fucked up and offensive... so why did I laugh?

CLOPFICS ARE WORK OF SATAN.

Well...
Uhh...
I was getting turned on by this...
Great ending.

But... I'm not fat.:fluttershysad: And if I am... then my mirror's broken.:fluttercry:

Well, at least "my" penis didn't get mutilated in some way like in GorisTheDeathclaw's stories. Still, now I feel more empty than ever. :applecry:

Oh Regidar, you lovable oaf. :twilightsmile:

I'm not quite sure what I just watched... But I liked it!

2245446 LLAMAS ARE THE WORK OF SATAN!! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!

Jeezus, Regidar. You should be the next darf!:rainbowdetermined2:

2245760 Yeah, maybe.

this is the most realistic clopfic i've ever read in my entire life

god i love you regidar

Best clopfic, A+, all my yes, etc

......I still say Ingress: Vacation is better :trollestia:

*Faps furiously*

Umm...
That happened.
:twilightoops:

Laughinh my ass off through out the second part, best clopfic I've read yet! :raritystarry:

2245444:rainbowhuh:
You kinda answered your own question.

I actually fapped to this, beautiful. I bet you anything Shakespeare is applauding and crying somewhere.

2245446
THEN SATAN IS AWESOME AND SHOULD BE WORSHIPED BY ALL

And just when i was starting to wonder why it has so many dislikes. *sigh* Why did I not listen to the logical part of my brain that said "lots of dislikes, by regidar, comments mentioning how he is a horrible person for writing this = DO NOT READ FOR DANGER OF MIND FUCKERY" You are too good regidar, I almost always fall for your traps.

Get outta my pony stuffs Elijah!!

I'm laughing so hard
Oh god

Lololololol f'ing lol. So I was sleeping yesterday, and had the sudden urge to cum inside Rainbow Dash, and started licking my plush of R.D., I fully awoke and wondered "What the hell just happened?" What does it mean?!
I am not a really fat guy, I try hard not to eat everything in my sights and am skinny, I could really go for McDonalds everyday, but i'm too lazy.
I would never give into lust as happened in that wet dream..... I mean except yesterday, you know? A guy has his urges, and he must take care of them.

So I'm 20-26 feet tall and weigh 6 tons. So I'm a giant brony. Why would I kill myself? People fear me. For I... am WHALE MAN!!

Elijah..............I am disappoint, along with my Afro friend here.

Your story, although well written, is strangely obscene. It is actually more hilarious than disturbing, because the original story is made for small children. Your version of MLP is, just a tad retarded. Maybe you should apply for the fifty shades of gray: Pony edition. That way people wouldn't have to mix childish innocence with adult pleasure.

2308096 Sound advice.

what is, how the, what. I I think I'm gonna go crazy trying to understand this story :pinkiecrazy: all this story needs is Deadpool breaking the fourth wall and then it'd be complete.

Literary genius. :trollestia:

Best dream ever, though it sucks to be him. Cool story, brah! :pinkiehappy:

2955820 Based on a true story

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