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Good Christian Ethesto
I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.
Good Christian Ethesto
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I salute you good sir / madam! Not because I liked your story, I didn't even read it! Nor would I want to. I salute you because you have come up with something that I have never heard of before and even dared to make something of it! Jolly good show!
1913073 Why thank you. I try to be original
1913085 It is very rare indeed for me to find something that I have never seen or contemplated before. I like to think myself a 'Veteran of the Internet'. With this title, I can see almost anything without even having a negative reaction. The only thing that irks me would be stupidity and lack of common sense.
I thank thee for this interesting read, I have seen many things whilst voyaging the internet, and this is a first. Well done.
oh god no i fucking hate spiders and even the mental image of this is just oh fuck no
no
pls no
1913222 I don't see why you hate spiders. Without them, there would be nothing to keep the insect population in check.
Not to mention they're adorable.
That ending line of the description...
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*understand
-Bees make honey.
1913299 Thanks for that. The second one is intentional, though. I know wasps don't make honey, that's why it's ironic
THE BUCK AM I REDING!!!!!
Ah, buck it, I don't mind reading a random story for one night but shit.....this was crazy
1913467
So the irony of bees making honey being wasps making honey saying "honey, I'm home," when the wasps don't make the honey or talk, but the personification of the human saying of "honey, I'm home," of applying the sweetness of the other person on the other side of the conversation was considered as sweet as bee-made honey when bees don't talk either is all attributed to the fact of triple, opposing, differential, opposites, giving a double counter negative turning it all into a joke, better known as sarcastic irony!
Why the fuck did I type all that?
1913532 Yes, that's exactly it! Finally someone who understands!
1913538
I don't even really understand what I just typed...
1913545 I know exactly how you feel. I typed something about a huge spider having sex with a pony once... I don't even know what I was thinking.
1913559 Oh sweet jesus. Every last one of my ribs cracked and I think I lost control of my bowels........Yep. Lost control of my bowels.
Oh Luna what I do not even whup etn
All of my WHY?! and WTFFFFFF
I sit around and find the most disturbing things in the world on the internet. You sir have done that not once but twice. Also I came.
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Does not even begin to describe. This was INCREDIBLY FUNNY. Holy crap, this was so funny, I can't even.
MOAR
That is all.
>mfw i saw the description
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Do a Black Widow next!
Or, a Praying Mantis!
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Aragog approves of this!
1914770 I was thinking a centipede... You know... If I ever write anything like this again
1914881
heheheh
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I uh... Hmm. Thumbs up!
Probably the best sequel i've seen. Good job
The fact that you made those ponies have their genitalias in their moth makes this more disturbing than anything else I've ever seen. Not really, but... ya know.
skipping the sex part after reading up to that point figuring that isn't what this piece was really for , i must say though that this story was pretty hilarious......
OH GOD!!
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Shit... I'm as ready as I will ever be.
Oh god... "Like swallowing peanut butter"...
Ooh, it would be awesome if someone did a dramatic reading of this too, with their own melody for the spider song.
.......
..........
That was pretty good....
1941087 Why thank you, I try.
That was my reaction to this. Just...
2028972 I suppose that would be the reaction of someone who can't appreciate the finer arts of insect clop fics.
a rare gem.
I think Berry should do a butterfly with a great, big proboscis next. But then, HOLY SHIT IT'S CHRYSALIS!!
Well that was something what will happen next a butterfly, a BEATle(who plays drums) or a stick bug THERE ARE SO MANY BUGS TO CHOOSE
2029401 A true shame that.
2029401
Already read.
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Well, I guess my link was for naught, then. I already wrote a third part, so you can read that whenever I decide to publish it, if you want.
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Fucking. Yes.
Wouldn't them having mouth vags mean they're all have food fetishes, sort of?
Also, my reaction?
wtfff* dude, wtfff.
*what the fappity fap fappers.
2872071
Well obviously they all have food fetishes. Who doesn't have a food fetish
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Admittedly I am having a hard time imagining how it would be a bad idea to involve cheesecake with sex.
btw, reading the last in this line of stories.
I'm sorry it took me so long to read this, because it was great.
Well, the cover freaks me, but good story!
I hate seeing spiders but these spider sex stories I keep finding aren't half bad, you know?
Just gathering some inspiration here...