Okay, so. One time when i was visiting some family out of state. (Cousins house) One of my cousin's friends comes around the corner to see me reading a book and listening to the music from Rainbow Road. (Not important). Anyway, seeing as no one else was around, he came to me with a little question.
"How do i spell Gardevoir?"
So, using my supreme memory, and apparently supreme knowledge of Pokemon, i tell him.
So he pisses right off to my cousins room.
Nothing unusual.

Until later that night...
Apparently, my cousins history was FILLED Gardevoir porn.....

HOW COULD I HAVE POSSIBLY KNOWN WHERE THAT WOULD LEAD.....

• Rectumwrected
• ButtOffended
• AssDamaged
• AnalCrusaded
• PooperPersecuted
• FlankFlustered
• FannyFrustrated
• ButtFrustrated
• AnusIncinerated

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