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Good Christian Ethesto
I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.
Good Christian Ethesto
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Dammit, I wanted to be the first to write an Equestria girls fapfic
Fuck you
Now I guess the only thing left to do is write...
EQUESTRIA GRILLS
In which they are all grills. Hawt, saucy action with hamburgers and sauce!
Oh baby
Well then
Three things
Such sweet music has never been played before.
You glorious bastard.
Take this.
I'd dip her in ranch and take a sweet, succulent bite outa her
Breast Princess 5eva and always
Ethesto. You please me. I like bugs. I will like this.
*hugs*
2575315 DU EET, YOU HANDSOME BASTARD!!!
IT BEGINS
2575353 It began ages ago
2575350 Well now I have to
2575357 Yes, because Equestria needs it!
So. Umm... yeah. That happened.
2575338
You're too slow! Gotta go fast! Way past cool! Come on, step it up!
I hope there are lots of wieners too... I mean hotdogs... I'm not gay.
2575439 oh mama
2575439 But what ever you do.... Don't go too fast.
RIP Sonic.
Went Too Fast.
2575447
i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/530/723/d91.gif
2575486
Just out of pure curiosity, where did you happen to get the cover with the anthro Twilight? It looks like it's off youtube or something. I'm talking purely about the regular picture, not one with a large fly being shoved into Twilight's mouth.
2575523 The trailer
Hmmph. Moar fly x Twilight would'been nice, but Twilight's right. That fly's a cock-tease!
i.imgur.com/2w591.gif
2575315
Hot meat.
Kill me. Please
Clicked on this hoping for aggressive Twilight forcing herself on a submissive Spike. Was only slightly disappointed.
Ok, this did not go the way I thought it would.
MY NAME IS CELESTIA! NOT CELERY!
uh oh, you made the Princess maaaaaaad. I will pray for your safety.
YOU BETTER HOPE I DON'T GET MY HOOVES ON YOU!
Oh God, I came fucking pints.
2576121
Gladly, hoe.
2575523 g-g-g-google images!
(searched Equestria girls)
2576532 I'm pretty sure her name is princess Celery...
troll.me/images/arnold-disgusting/um-what-the-fuck.jpg
2576797 Thank you. *Gives you a Taurus 500*
Well this was... different. Thumbs up for you.
Also:
Hah! Try Ganondorf!
2577033 No, the name of the white alicorn Princess is Celestia! Google it! Ask anybody on this site, and they will say Celestia! How in the world did you get Luna's name right, but not Celestia's?
2580838
When I googled Celestia all I got were pictures of constellations and planets. I feel like you're trying to troll me...
2580994 ....... let me try.
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=Princess+Celestia&safe=off&hl=en&biw=1024&bih=539&tbm=isch&tbnid=ZgoHL00U2oP3sM:&imgrefurl=http://everfreeequestria.blogspot.com/2012/09/princess-celestia.html&docid=yjjCUAOfPD42yM&imgurl=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ppEugkOBlko/UGJYd8tmQVI/AAAAAAAAAQs/04uYz4eDPyE/s1600/50277.png&w=900&h=900&ei=4Z2TUae5NYSGyAHRh4GYDQ&zoom=1&ved=1t:3588,r:1,s:0,i:165
Is the pony you see there, gonna have to copy and paste this in the address bar, look like this Princess Celery? well her name is PRINCESS Celestia, you have to add the Princess part.
2581006
Oh, her? Isn't she like the queen or something? I thought she was Luna, Celery, Cadence, and Chrysalis' mom. Sorry, all the alicorns look the same to me.
2581024 .......
Celestia's mother's name is Princess Galaxia, or something, and she has never been shown in MLP:FIM. Celestia is Luna's twin sister. Chrysalis is an evil Changeling, so her family is against the royals, and Cadance? she runs the crystal empire
2581028 Okay, so let me get this straight. Queen Celestia had three children with her ex husband, King Sombra; Cadence, Chrysalis, and Celery. Chrysalis became evil and tried to overthrow her mother, and Cadence left to conquer the crystal empire. Luna, who is apparently queen Celestia's sister and not her daughter(?) is no longer evil thanks to the elements of harmony. Twilight Sparkle became an alicorn too with the elements of harmony and married captain Shining Armor, and princess Celery is married to prince Blueblood. What I don't get is why Celestia is supposed to be Luna's sister if Luna is way smaller than her. Is she like a midget alicorn, or what?
2581068 no..... not at all. Here is how each works:
Celestia and Luna are twin sisters, Luna having a growth problem that makes her smaller than a normal alicorn.
Cadence is a unicorn with wings, just like Twilicorn, and is Celestia and Luna's neice.
Chrysalis is an evil bitch of a creature that was created after the Love Posion incident.
As for Twilight and Shining Armor, what in teh world is wrong with you? HE'S HER OLDER BROTHER! Shining Armor is married to Cadence.
Sombra is an evil unicorn that tried to take over the crystal empire, failed once and was trapped in teh crystal heart once trapped for a thousand years, than attempted to do it again, but was foiled by the Mane 6 and the Crystal Heart again.
and lastly:
THERE IS NO PRINCESS CELERY!
2581084 If there is no Princess Celery, then who are you talking to? Check mate.
2581095 *walks up to you* Celery... don't you recognize your own father? You should know that I was the one that taught you that transformation trick.
(keep going, this is gonna be funny)
2581136
Papa... But, you've been gone for so long! They said you were dead! Where were you when I needed you?... I... *turns away*... I have no father...
2581156 *wraps wing around her* I am sorry Celery. But don't you remember what happened to Luna with teh Nightmare Moon incident? I had to go to the moon to save Luna while your mother, Galaxia, battled Nightmare.
2581162 I don't want to hear it! You left me, your daughter, all alone for so long... I... *begins sobbing*
2581166 LISTEN TO ME CELERY! If I didn't go to the moon, you would have lost your sister! I am in enough agony over your mother's death. The last thing she said was for me to do the best I could. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE A FOAL! *yells with tears in eyes* I APOLOGIZE! I DIDN'T MEAN TO LEAVE YOU! WOULD YOU RATHER'VE ME LET LUNA DIE? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? DO YOU WISH FOR YOUR LITTLE SISTER TO BE DEAD, JUST SO YOU COULD HAVE A FATHER? IS IT?
2581178 *wipes the tears out of eyes* Yes... Luna's death would herald a new and glorious age for all pony kind. Perhaps you're too blind to see it, but my vision goes beyond the workings of mere alicorns. Can you not hear them? Whispering from the stars. They're coming, and when they do I will greet them with open forelegs. If only you had died with mother like you were supposed to... Now it seems I'll just have to kill you myself. Nothing will stop the plans I've set into motion, least of all you. NOW DIE!
*Lunges at you with my massive horn*
2581191 ENOUGH! *grabs hold of you with magic* I WILL NOT PUT UP WITH THIS! *focuses magic on her horn* YOU ARE HEREBY STRIPPED OF YOUR MAGIC! *snaps her horn off* until you realize your mistake, I am keeping you under my watch, with no magic. understand?
2581200 WRAGH! *Writhes in magic grip* I'll flay you alive, you hear me!? This changes nothing! A reckoning is coming, and you'll be powerless to stop it! You'll doom all my little ponies with your arrogance!
2581235 *slaps her* YOU ARE NOT THE RULER! YOUR SISTER CELESTIA RULES EQUESTRIA! Celery, look at you: you used to be a happy little filly, always making us all smile. Why are you doing this, look at yourself! trapped in a magical hold, with no horn, and angry. LOOK AT YOURSELF! SNAP OUT OF IT, I WANT MY LITTLE CELERY BACK! *drops the hold and hugs her, crying into her shoulder* please Celery, go back to that adorable little filly we all loved... please... for your mother.....
2581255 You're... You're right... I'm so sorry, daddy. I don't know what came over me... *looks deeply into your eyes before slowly inching closer and closer. Our lips eventually touch, and I give you a long and loving kiss. You pull away slightly, wide eyed, but after a moment you return the kiss with all the passion of a long time lover* Let's say we take things back to my bedchambers.
2581270 (O.O is this incest I smell?)
*smiles* of course my little Celery Stalk. *nuzzles her wings*
2581275
(As you soon find out, my bedchambers are deep below Canterlot mountain, kilometers under the planet's crust, and are surrounded by a lake of magma that extends as far as the eye can see in every direction.) *I pull you over to my bed, made entirely of jagged obsidian pieces, before hopping in to join you.* I must say, daddy, I never thought you'd be so open to the idea of incest. Then again, with mother gone, I can see why. *I lean in and give you another kiss before pulling away.* Before we do this, I have something to confess... I... *I grow to nervous and can't will myself to say it*
2581304 *gives you a kiss* go on dear, say it. *runs a hoof along her wings* What is on your mind? *nips her neck a bit* Tell Daddy.
(should make a blog for this, what do you say?)
2581396
(Never! Comments section is best 4 obscure roleplay)
I-I'm not actually a mare... I'm a dude... Also, I'm not actually a pony. I'm really a giant fly. *Pulls off pony costume and jumps on top of you, pinning you to the bed* I'm going to rape you! *I shove my proboscis into your mouth, ramming it into your throat where I proceed to vomit profusely.
2581407 (please do not do that)
*spits you out* And I am not a pony either. *rips outfit off to reveal I am a spider. we begin to fight. Celery and Axius wake up*
That was a crazy dream Celery... where were we?
(back to the ponies please?)