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Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

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Atrunia #1 · Dec 6th, 2017 · · · 3 ·

Oh I am so happy this is incomplete.

2Merr #2 · Dec 6th, 2017 · · · 3 ·

tiny large horse: check
human x marshmallow pone: check
rated M + sex tag: check

:eeyup: oh boi

Another Little big pony romance story, here we go :trollestia:

Will all the sex be between Rarity, Pinkie, Twilight, and the human?

nothing wrong with a good ole fashioned hate fuck

And the sight of your face brings madness and ruin to whoever is unfortunate enough to look upon it, but that is beside the point.

Nevermind any adult stuff, I'm gonna follow this one raucous insult barrages. I've been laughing nonstop just in the first chapter.

Scrolls #7 · Dec 6th, 2017 · · · 1 ·

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Reccomended by 6 out of 7 trailer whores.

Scrolls #8 · Dec 6th, 2017 · · · 2 ·

Atticus is fucked. Both figuratively, and literally

Ausbrony #9 · Dec 6th, 2017 · · · 1 ·

Well...

That's... one way... I guess?

I am laughing like a loon.

I need more of this!

I know what I'm looking forward to the most in this story.

The individual reactions of everypony when they find out how they got over their core hatred....

Dear God am I looking forward to Pinkie's and Twilight's reactions.

I'm already in love with this. Dunno why they hate each other though.

“As an upstanding, active member of this community, and for the sake of my friends, something needs to be done about this.”

Atticus nodded. “Alright, and how do you suggest we do that?”

Rarity scooched forward in her chair, not taking her eyes off him. “I believe that the two of us must have sex.”

Well then.

Oh fucking hell XD
I CAN'T WAIT FOR TWILIGHT TO SEE THIS

Yes, More of this, much more.

Oh, that's why you weren't binning it.
But... Atticus? Really?

Oh wow, the absolute, unbridled hate between these two is hilarious. And let’s be honest, I’m pretty sure everyone would have that reaction to such a proposition.

Wat.

This... this is fantastic.

Warning: Contains Horse/Human Relations. Viewer Discussion Advised

*puts on a pair of spectacles*

Hello and welcome to family book night, today I'll be discussing my new favorite smut story...

This is the best idea ever! Sex Therapy, give it time and it'll spread across the world!

i have a suspicion. I suspect that the two will slowly fall in love with each other, and PInkie and Twilight will wnt to get in on the action as well.

Aw man I loved the hell out of this. Can't wait to see more.

Psyonicg #24 · Dec 6th, 2017 · · 1 · 3 ·

This is such a well written story. While the premise is almost as simple as it can get the way you’ve executed it is fabulous. I can’t wait for more!

shirotora #25 · Dec 6th, 2017 · · · 1 ·

Atticus nodded. “Alright, and how do you suggest we do that?”

Rarity scooched forward in her chair, not taking her eyes off him. “I believe that the two of us must have sex.”

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I've come to tithe my "like" and "fav". This is going to be a wild ride.

Kosmosu #27 · Dec 6th, 2017 · · · 3 ·

This is going to be a glorious ride. like, fave, read later, I don't have enough buttons to hit to remind me that this should be the first thing i see when its updated.
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side note, I was listening to Madonna: Express yourself. It seemed rather appropriate for this chapter.

Estevus #29 · Dec 6th, 2017 · · · 3 ·

Another title for this story could be: Rarity & Atticus - The hate fuck chronicles.

Xenozip #30 · Dec 6th, 2017 · · · 1 ·

boy... that escalated quickly

Either she's going to make him a proper gentleman or he's going to make her a proper slut.

Let the battle commence! A contest of wills and genitals!

Tungul #32 · Dec 7th, 2017 · · · 4 ·

I honest can't say if they are starting to work through their issues with each other, or if they hate each other with such unbridled intensity, that they curved right back into love.

God he has the most sensitive goddamn dick in the world.

That aside, I'm STILL looking forward to the reactions the others have to them going from hated enemies to closer than best friends.

Gonna spoiler this in case people don't want to be spoiled if its accurate.

I hope Rarity has a possessive mood that's easily readable to other ponies as her courting him, like sticking to him using her cutie mark or something. Since he mentioned Fluttershy and Twilights attractiveness, it'd be amusing if Rarity was suddenly slightly more aggressive to them when they get too close to him. HAHA, I laugh just thinking about it.

Clearly the programmers forgot to handle hate values so large that they overflow the system and go right back around the scale to love. Amazing story, can’t wait for the next chapter!

I seriously think that they are going to fall in love by the end of this.

I must say, it's refreshing to read something where the male is playing the part of the 'tsundere' for once. And what a titillating read it is. Well done, my good author.

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Honestly, i think i would be the guy in this situation. I can sometimes be a tsundere, but I'm usually very outgoing.

Cutie Mark Cockblockers Yay!

This time however, she didn’t stop at the halfway point. She took inch after inch of him with seemingly effort until, without so much as a wince, she pressed her muzzle against his lap. Groaning, she rubbed her nose against her belly, letting her tongue slip out of her mouth to give his balls a lick.

That shouldn’t be physically possible.

Her smile widened. “That was a very gentlemanly thing of you to say,” she said, giving his cheek a pat.

“...Endorphins. The endorphins made me say that,” Atticus murmured, pressing his cheek against her throat so she couldn’t see the blush on his face.

Remember, brudah. Love is just chemical in your brain telling you to release your pants’ limiters.

This is some high quality hate-fucking.

This can only end in more sex

This is the most epic of hate fucks!

Atticus you fool! You never talk shit to a woman when she's blowing you! That only ends in disasterd

Or so I'm told. :trixieshiftright:

Wonder what Spike thinks about all this.

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The chapter is already a win for me for all the creative, mean and hilarious insults they both throw at each other. This is going to be good :rainbowlaugh:

I knew it. It gets better and better. Both are giving each other mean punches and I LOVE IT!

I haven't laughed this hard at a scene like this in a long time. I am gulping down new chapters like...

you know what? That was a bad analogy considering what went down in this chapter.

I get the feeling Ol' Diamond Butt had the hots for the human all along. The angry sniping was just because of some kind of self-hatred for wanting to be rut into the ground by such a disgusting, lowly, animalistic creature. :raritywink:

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