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chief maximus

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.


How dare she come in here like I had nothing better to do than to drop all my orders and bow to her whims! I've never barged into the weather office to demand a sunny day when one hadn't been scheduled! Where does she get off demanding things from me? It's as though she knew I would stop whatever I was doing to make her happy. The painful part was, she was right.

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Oh, Rarity. You have the best internal monologues...

....and that ending! :pinkiegasp:

"Hey, Statler, what was your favorite part of the story?"
"Oh, that last bit."
"Which bit was that?"
"The end!"

*shoves those two away with a broomstick*

The depth! The intrigue! The sentence structure! They all join together to make something!

*ahem* You had some odd timing to post this masterpiece. Were you trying to hide it from us?

Cool story bro. :pinkiehappy:

Oh god, that last line :rainbowlaugh:

Also, I recognise that title from a song. Not one I've actually listened to, though. You actually managed to get Pachelbel's canon stuck in my head with it. No real point to that anecdote, just thought I'd mention it and see if anyone else knows what I'm talking about.

1808515 Nope, I submitted this to the mods thinking it would be at least a few hours before it was posted, but they threw it up there in like 30 min. I was pretty impressed. Also glad you liked it!

I sure hope you regret nothing, sutch a masterpiece.

We need more Rari/Dash out there, they make a surprisingly well fitting couple.

Green Day reference in the title and chapter name?
Gonna read this now :twilightsmile:


Very nice, loved that last line. Did actually make me "lol". Good show.:moustache:

We need a sequel :raritywink::rainbowlaugh:
Hey, i didn't mean THAT kind of sequel! I ment like i want to know how their relationship develops :duck:

Very entertaining!! :moustache:

That stupid, insensitive, wonderfully beautiful and painfully oblivious Rainbow Dash


The story itself was incredibly well written and has an interesting premise, but that last line...

To put it simply, in 13 words you upgraded this story from excellent, to motherbucking amazing!

Im gonna recommend this to some of my friends now :twilightsmile:

Best Raridash ever. Five Spikes :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

1808969 You are now aware that I love you forever. DSM is my favorite album ever. EVER.

I loved it! Buuuuuut...

...why do so many people still assume Sweetie Belle lives with Rarity? I thought the show already had her living with her parents.

Green Day reference?
Fuck yes!

And that ending was just awesome xD

1809053 dookie was probably my favorite album by them, but they've had one or two good songs since.

About nothing and everything all at once! :D
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools.
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it.


Buck yeah!

Haha, I love that song! Basketcase for the win!

I actually liked some of their most recent stuff, it was kinda likable

about nothing and everything all at once?
I am one of those melodramatic fools

Comment posted by Sheendough deleted Dec 16th, 2012

Bronius... have I told you that I love you today? Because I love you.

I need a sequel please! I'd love to see what Rarity has in store for Rainbow after dinner.

Great lil story but I still cant really see Rarity and Rainbowdash as a couple. Just cant really imagine any attraction between then two that would be more than physical.

Comment posted by Prostitute deleted Dec 16th, 2012

Look it this way, although their main interests and likes differ to a great degree. Deep down they are both actually quite similar. Out of all their friends only Rarity and Rainbow Dash have the life dream of being famous in some way and basically traveling Equestria, and with that dream both strive and work hard to accomplish it. Couple that with a physical attraction and willingness to do things that they normally wouldn't for the other and you may have something that could work.

Personally RariDash is my favorite ship, so I adore this story greatly!

Hah. Green Day - Basket Case reference.


Ack, I didn't even think about that. Although I'm not sure I would say they are quite similar, but now I can see how they could be similar enough so that there could be more than just a physical attraction between them. It was easy to think of things that Rarity would have in common with Pinkie Pie or Applejack but till not Rainbowdash was illusive.

Dang that was good, especially the last few lines. Have a thumb and a favorite, you've more than earned them.

1809458 nope, but thank you. Now write for me a rainbow mac oneshot. :rainbowwild:

Aw, I can't write a RainbowMac epic? :fluttershysad:

No, but seriosly. RainbowMac fic? I think I can manage that :ajsmug:

ALL my physcho-pinkie grins!!! :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

Excellent. I loved it.

What an ending! :twilightsmile: Seriously this story was great! Liked, favorited and watched!

I really like how Rarity often narrates with parentheses.
And I know you've heard this a lot, but...
That ending.


Sequel title: About Nothing
Chapter 1 title: And Everything - "Our friends were, shall we say, shocked when we told them we were together. I think Sweetie Belle's the only pony who took it in stride."
Chapter 2 title: All At Once - "Life with Rainbow has been fun, and our foals are getting along well. Oh, I didn't mention them?"
Chapter 3 title: I am One of Those - "High society and society in the sky both be damned, I'm not giving up Rainbow Dash or my shop!"
Chapter 4 title: Melodramatic Fools - "Rainbow was assaulted by some other pegasai last week... I've already gotten the police on the case, and those brutes better hope the police get to them before I do."

Sound like a good outline? :pinkiesmile::twilightsmile:

1809397 Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it!

1811885 Sometimes I give myself the creeps

1812323 Sometimes my mind plays tricks o~n me~

Aww, so romantic.:heart: thumbs up!

1812570 It all keps adding up

1812802 I think I'm cracking u~up!

The gap between chapter 1 and 2 in your suggestion is a bit large, but the rest sounds great

I'll admit, didn't have high hopes going in but was was pleasantly surprised.

1812816 Am I just paranoid?

1812934 Or am I just stoooned?

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