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I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

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This is so a Trixie move to pull. Absolutely nailed what she would've done. Fun read!

So Trixie and so morbid!
:trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:

And what was that part about Aloe and Lotus?
:derpyderp2:

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What am I doing over there? https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1709826-spider-man-pointing-at-spider-man


Sock:
I'm enjoying this story's rapid fire humor. I hope I'm not unusual in this. :twilightsmile:


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And what was that part about Aloe and Lotus?

Free hooficure! :trollestia:

Lmaooooo this is brilliant

Also having watched Storage Wars loads of times in the past, that cover art was very unexpected to see this morning :rainbowlaugh:

Nothing like exporting your world's problems to another one, and getting revenge for someone raising your storage box's rent at the same time.

"What are you rambling about? Did you spike your blood sugar again with some fad diet to produce extra reactor fuel?"

I love that this is a recurring background joke. Also,

"I see you woke up and chose violence today."

Puzzled, Trixie said, "I woke up and chose waffles."

This encapsulates so much of the StarTrix relationship vibe.

I don't remember what network has that show, but Cozy Glow was running it within a week -- ten days, tops.

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Nothing like exporting your world's problems to another one

Starswirl the Bearded made a living out of this, after all...

"My pronouns are 'great' and 'powerful,' not 'ma'am'."
"Those are adjectives.”

Oh sure, that he knows, but “usurious” is beyond him.

Delightful demonstration of why one should never mess with Trixie. And I find myself equal parts intrigued and concerned by the details of unicorn digestion.

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Trixie does not choose violence. That would require her to recognize there are other options.

This was positively delightful.

more of this, hilarious

When I was 13, my parents divorced. Dad stayed in Alabama, my mom, sisters, and I moved in with my grandmother in Florida. Our belongings went up in a storage unit until we had a more permanent place to live.

At some point, one of them (neither will admit fault and each blames the other) defaulted on the payments and the unit was auctioned off and sold. All of my worldly possessions (toys, books, mementoes, pictures, early writings) were lost. I've got hang-ups about it to this day.

Fuck these vultures and fuck their TV shows.

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Fun story, tho. Really enjoy your Starlight/Trixie dynamic.

... Seriously. Why? Take your Twilight damned upvote and fav :twilightangry2:.

I saw an episode of this show at work some months ago and they had a load of mlp merch. That's all I remember as I wasn't an avid watcher.

That said, I want to say i.ytimg.com/vi/9jyMigslNKU/hqdefault.jpg to Starlight, I wanted to see how this played out to the end.

"Electricity is cheaper than ever, ever since the Nuclear Regulatory Commission realized that unicorn poo is a superior substitute for low-enriched urania in light water reactors."

This. Expand upon this. Now.

New headcanon accepted :heart:

Go get 'em, Trixie.

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I've been reading r/scams and r/scambait and I'm thinking she would fly to Lagos or Mumbai just to beat the scammers' asses.

(I'm trying to find a story idea for this, actually.)

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I've been reading r/scams and r/scambait and I'm thinking she would fly to Lagos or Mumbai just to beat the scammers' asses.

I dunno if this is helpful or not, but I had a story where a unicorn used the phone line to turn a scammy telemarketer into a donkey.

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