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I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

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I fucking love this!! it make so much sense!!

This needs to become a thing.

Also, BFG Division was oddly fitting as background.

"Haha, fashion horse go brrrrrr."

Applejack convulses and cries out, "Muh appuls!"

Clearly this is the work of Shakespeare reborn right here! :rainbowlaugh:

Applejack convulses and cries out, "Muh appuls!"
This was gloriously hilarious and I completely lost it. Bravo! :rainbowlaugh:


It's been a common worldbuilding bit for non-fim rgre for quite some time, as far as I know this is the first story to go in depth with it though. Uh-hmm's a pioneer as always.

Ponka stares at you, her chest heaving and her chair glistening between her legs.

He did such a good job in his first day that the author forgot Pinkie name for a moment!

Men now I wonder if this job makes dating harder or easy, I mean on one hand jealous mare tauros, cat lady or any other species he might try to court (not to mention the probably clash in culture here and there) not to mention the nightmare that could potentially be dealing with HR.

…yet on the other hand, herd exist and it seems like this species are a bit loose when it comes to modesty…to a point, with (half of the herd of that stallion living) so…maybe some ex-clients might want to 'ask him for a drink' when he is off duty?

Something tells me next time he visit Sugar Cube Corner, there will be a freshly baked frosting pink cake ready for Anon on the house with Pinkie saying something like 'a sweet for the sweet' before winking, and leaving.

Also, would I be the only one thinking of Celestia when and if request a service that he dress like a king and act a bit more "dominant" with her session ? Ah! probably a bonus chapter in the future if the author decided to give it another go.

"Glad I could bring religious enlightenment to you."

:rainbowlaugh: Ah yes, religious enlightenment.

That was hilarious. I hope there is a sequel.

This was quite the ride. Glad to see a longer chapter from one of your stories.

Definitely enjoyed it.

This was a blast i hope to see more of them and this.

then and only then will you lay your hands upon him and moo until he can hear nothing else.

Someone's getting snu-snu'd :rainbowlaugh:.

Fashion horse go brrrrr

Nearly brought me to tears. Two thumbs up.

Anon is risking death by snu-moo after that performance. Quality work.

Well, you know what they say about socks n sandals

*-points forward with both hands-*

Too much cock to handle!

*- points to the sky-*

This is for you Stone Cold!

Haha, fashion horse go brrrrrr.

God dammit, well played. Nearly woke up the house with that laughing fit.

This was one of the strangest things I've read in a while, and I gotta say it was hilarious.

Now, I'd love to see the rest of the mane six react to something like this.

That was great, nothing too vulgar but raunchy enough to be very tasteful. Loved the part with Pinky and her teats.

Oh that's hilarious!


As well you shouldn't be. If he had music accompanying his reverse-stripping, I'd imagine it was this. I can't think of a better song to put clothes on to.

Anon gonna sex a cow!

God this is amazing and I want more. This story can go in any direction and is amazing. I can half see him getting into a side hustle with Rarity where he gives her private shows for new outfits or maybe just an off mention how there always seems to be new outfits given to the agency just before his gigs with her.

The story title is a little misleading. Dressage is an equestrian sport akin to choreography/dancing: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dressage
I came here expecting dancing and got clothing.

It's wordplay. As you said, it is a term for dancing, while also having similarity to "dressing". Since dressage as a term would not exist in MLP, the context of the story makes it closer to the earth concept of "strip dance"

"Haha, fashion horse go brrrrrr."

Indeed it do. Almost as sexy as omelette du fromage. But that is a different cupcake altogether.

And they like to stuff my your pockets with bits to make them bulge obscenely.

Careful with find and replace.

Thanks for the catch.

Yeeeeaaahhh... imma need some more of this.

You sold me at 'tauress'

Apart from the two memey lines of dialogue, this was very erotic while staying tasteful. For our world at least, I'm sure in that one it's a different story. I wish we got a bit more of Anon figuring out that this world's gender-roles are backwards, but not having that intro means you don't risk dragging out the cultural misconception and miscommunication trope to the point of frustration. I'd love to see more like this.

The tauress stops and turns to look at you in wonder.
"Then you really are a human, from the land of salt and honey!"
You blink.
"Uh, Utah? No, I'm a human from Ohio, land of soybeans and corn."
Cobalt runs a hand through her short-cropped hair.
"I can't believe I am carrying the kin of the Allfather!"

Lol, that put some interesting perspective of how the Minotaurs came into existance. :trollestia:

Good stuff. I'd love to read more tauress lore and stuff.

"Haha, fashion horse go brrrrrr."

Applejack convulses and cries out, "Muh appuls!"

I lost it :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Loved it and can't wait for some more...it's a really interesting take on the use of clothing that's for sure ahhahaha


I laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed . . .:rainbowlaugh:

If this was me, I'd have to go to the bathroom before every performance to keep from pissing myself in laughter afterwards.

You're not the only one who lost it at that point.

I give you this the idea is very original and I can honestly say I never laughed so much in my life 10/10

OMG! I just got it. :pinkiegasp: I didn't even realise what she was implying while I was reading. :facehoof:

We gotta get a sequel


This is ridiculous.

Please make this into a full story with multiple chapters!

A few things:

  • I greatly appreciate the incredibly rare minotauress.
  • I GREATLY appreciate the use of "moon-banished" instead of "god-damned". Can't believe no one's thought of that one before.
  • This deserves more chapters/spin-offs, though of course I understand that that's easier said than done.

Canonically speaking the cows in Equestria are fully sapient beings, so it's far from out of the question...

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