Applejack convulses and cries out, "Muh appuls!"
This was gloriously hilarious and I completely lost it. Bravo!

That was hilarious. I hope there is a sequel.

This was quite the ride. Glad to see a longer chapter from one of your stories.

Definitely enjoyed it.

This was a blast i hope to see more of them and this.

then and only then will you lay your hands upon him and moo until he can hear nothing else.

Someone's getting snu-snu'd .

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Fashion horse go brrrrr

Nearly brought me to tears. Two thumbs up.

Anon is risking death by snu-moo after that performance. Quality work.

lmao

Ha.

Well, you know what they say about socks n sandals

*-points forward with both hands-*

Too much cock to handle!

*- points to the sky-*

This is for you Stone Cold!

Haha, fashion horse go brrrrrr.

God dammit, well played. Nearly woke up the house with that laughing fit.

This was one of the strangest things I've read in a while, and I gotta say it was hilarious.

Now, I'd love to see the rest of the mane six react to something like this.

That was great, nothing too vulgar but raunchy enough to be very tasteful. Loved the part with Pinky and her teats.

Anon gonna sex a cow!

God this is amazing and I want more. This story can go in any direction and is amazing. I can half see him getting into a side hustle with Rarity where he gives her private shows for new outfits or maybe just an off mention how there always seems to be new outfits given to the agency just before his gigs with her.

"Haha, fashion horse go brrrrrr."

Indeed it do. Almost as sexy as omelette du fromage. But that is a different cupcake altogether.

Apart from the two memey lines of dialogue, this was very erotic while staying tasteful. For our world at least, I'm sure in that one it's a different story. I wish we got a bit more of Anon figuring out that this world's gender-roles are backwards, but not having that intro means you don't risk dragging out the cultural misconception and miscommunication trope to the point of frustration. I'd love to see more like this.

The tauress stops and turns to look at you in wonder.
"Then you really are a human, from the land of salt and honey!"
You blink.
"Uh, Utah? No, I'm a human from Ohio, land of soybeans and corn."
Cobalt runs a hand through her short-cropped hair.
"I can't believe I am carrying the kin of the Allfather!"

Lol, that put some interesting perspective of how the Minotaurs came into existance.

"Haha, fashion horse go brrrrrr."

Applejack convulses and cries out, "Muh appuls!"

I lost it

I laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed, and laughed . . .

If this was me, I'd have to go to the bathroom before every performance to keep from pissing myself in laughter afterwards.

10751975
You're not the only one who lost it at that point.

I give you this the idea is very original and I can honestly say I never laughed so much in my life 10/10

10744132
OMG! I just got it. I didn't even realise what she was implying while I was reading.

10744132
Canonically speaking the cows in Equestria are fully sapient beings, so it's far from out of the question...

........
Sequel please? Or just another chapter.This really is good enough as is, but it like a slice of pizza, doesn't stop me from wanting more.

I want more of this. Its really good.

Fucking delectable

What

Well going in the mlp way the
ONLY WAY TO TELL WHAT I THINK ABOUT THIS STORY

BY A SONG ANON BE LIKE

IM TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT
TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT

SOO SEXY IT HUUUUURTS!!!!!

Too fuggin funny, you've gotta do a follow-up or something. This is too good not to.👌

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This premise is certainly entertaining
I’d like more too