"This is a hundred times more upsetting than anything else I have ever seen in my life."~Posh
Late one night, Discord teleports into Twilight Sparkle's library and shakes her from her bed. He demands the unbelievable — a past-midnight pizza party. Twilight has no choice but to suffer the consequences and share a slice with the draconequus.
First, they have to make a pizza.
Together.
A birthday present for Regidar. Cover art by LilFunkMan. Set some time in early season four because the happy little tree is still there.
Chapters (1)
I see Ice Star, I click favorite. It's that simple.
Great work as always, to be sure!
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The only greatness in this work is suffering.
Thank you, pal.
10555540
You know I've got your back, fam. Join voice btw so we can talk about your story in Curify's server.
10555544
What do you think I'm doing famalam?
I feel ill reading this. As a self-proclaimed connoisseur of pizza, this offends every sensibility I have and yet I find myself somehow enjoying the read. What have you done to my brain you marvelous bastard!?
10555572
I have made it weep. I am sorry to have inflicted this upon you.
Vaguely sorry.
(Also thank you for reading two of my stories in such a short span of time. It's very flattering!)
You are my fire
The one desire
Believe when I say
I want it that way
But we are two worlds apart
Can't reach to your heart
When you say
That I want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way
Am I your fire?
The one, yeah, desire
Yes, I know that it's too late
But I want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake (tell me)
Tell me why
'Cause I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way
Now I can see that we've fallen apart
From the way that it used to be, yeah
No matter the distance, I want you to know
That deep down inside of me
You are my fire
The one desire
You are (you are, you are, you are)
Don't want to hear you say
Ain't nothin' but a heartache (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Ain't nothin' but a mistake (don't want to hear you say)
I never want to hear you say (oh yeah)
I want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Ain't nothin' but a mistake (you better tell me why)
Tell me why
I never want to hear you say
I want it that way
'Cause I want it that way
10555642
It's appropriate that a song about heart burn would end up on a story about pizza. Thanks, gamer.
Mark this story NSFT. Not Safe For Twilight. The cruelty here... at least he didn't force her to make quesadillas.
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I don't think I'm a connoisseur, but I do have strong preferences in pizza, and this story managed to offend them. I don't want to imagine how the candy corn taste would mix with the rest of it. My taste buds don't want to know.
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It's real.
10555654
Why. Why would you waste perfectly good pizza on that. Too late, I'm imagining how it tastes now...
Look at this abomination from where else but Brazil:
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10555672
I don't even like pizza and this is fucking disgusting.
10555679
Just think, the jellybeans must go so well with onions and olives.
Get your tongue checked out next time you go to the doctor. Kay, thanks.
10555692
Binch.
10555654 I literally dry heaved when I saw that pic.
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I have transcended beyond revulsion.
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Look at the "Brazilian Pizza" I posted. You'll love it.
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I'm interpreting that as a vomiting sound.
10555705
It's just a meme-y spelling of bitch, lol.
10555705 I did. Everything looks delicious except for the stuff in the middle.
I like candy corn
I have seen hellacious food, I have been awoken in the middle of the night by terror, I have had to deal with annoying house guests, and my mind is still (relatively) intact. I proclaim myself to be more sane than Twilight Sparkle!
10555735
That's not so hard. We call her Purple Smart and not Purple Sane for a reason.
10555708
That was my second guess. Forgive me, I am dumb.
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Ah, you're far more open to unconventional pizza toppings than me.
10555743 It comes from being raised by my Dad. A NAVY Chief is not the most conventional cook. I have eaten a colossal variety of foods, not all of them good, appetizing, or even palatable. My brother, my Dad, and I used to eat peanut butter, mayonnaise, pickle, banana, raisin, and cheese sandwiches. Yes really, no I am not joking. They are surprisingly filling and to my eternal amazement, they cause no gastrointestinal distress.
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I think drinking straight vinegar would be more palatable, personally.
10555742
Just let me have this.
Still not as bad as Pizzaghetti
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The fuck did I just read
10555893
I feel like a) that's an appropriate reaction to this story and b) I should be afraid a vore account commented just before you.
I'm not quite sure what I just read, but I don't think it was horror.
Thanks for the cute little horror story! Great timing since I'm currently sick and hate mostly everything right now.
The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.
-Mark Twain
10556053
Do you mean this as a joke or is there another tag you would suggest? I'm open to hearing any suggestions and the reasoning.
10556062
I hope you get better soon! I'm glad that this traumatic story about Twilight having a bad pizza time was deeply moving to you.
10556075
This is just absolutely correct.
All this needed at the end was Pinkie popping in and eating the pizza, lol.
10556116
She's probably the only pony who would actually enjoy it.
This is a very good story, good job. Sequel please.
10556209
Thank you! I'm glad that this one is getting more attention now. It's admittedly the better of my two stories in the box. I'm not sure what a sequel would be about, but if I got a clear idea or compelling suggestion, I wouldn't be opposed to it.
10556053
You mean a candy corn pizza isn't horrifying to you?
That was... interesting
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i mean. . .
i made Hotdogs in Jello once...
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I needed something that would fit the recipient’s style of humor.
And just inflict the pain of a candy corn pizza on others
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Do you need help?
This needs a [Non-con] tag, and probably [Dark][Tragedy] too if we're at it.
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I’m not sure if those apply to pizza.
Especially the non-con one.
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Not with that attitude.
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👀
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10556814
I am extremely concerned
10556843
As am I. I watch on with trepidation.