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Don't know how Mac has the self-control to not eat a bale right then and there, especially since it's fresh.
Oh no
Oh
What have you done this time?
Because it is hilarious
[reads article] This is really a Thing? Well, okay then. Who am I to judge?
Corridor would be proud.
Humans have that long-term stamina on lockdown, but you need to train yourself to it. Give him another few months to acclimate and he won't believe the difference.
Eating properly certainly won't hurt either.
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That’s a good point. He’s a very laconic pony, that’s probably how he does it.
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Sure, in an ideal world, but most of us don’t exactly live up to our full potential when it comes to that.
Still, there is the possibility that Alex can get some of that Big Dick energy with enough practice.
Yes, that would help. Bread, rather than pasture grasses. Protein where Alex can get it.
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Showed up by not only Big Mac, but also AJ.
We should all thank our stars that there aren’t any more chapters.
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A terrible thing.
Admiral, I shall have to request that you cease your consumption of the grog stores.
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I’m not totally hip on internet culture, but for some reason today I was thinking about it . . . probably because we were discussing dildos at work, but never mind that. Anyway, the moral is that there’s ‘scientific’ backing for this story and that ought to be good enough for all y’all.
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I don’t know who that is, so i can neither confirm nor deny.
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I have no idea what you’re talking about.
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Oooooh, fancy grog, is it?
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I'll just say it for all of us. Thank Faust there isn't a third chapter titled Granny Smith.
OH NO
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Totally a coincidence
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And yet, this story is somehow lessened for not having an Applebloom chapter...
"Y'all got it, or ya ain't. Sorry, Alex, but that's just the way it is."
I was like " ... surely Admiral Biscuit isn't going to do that" at the end of the first chapter.
Second chapter was "wait, did he just cut and paste the first chapter into the second", then "he's not going to do that" and then it was ".. he did that".
Bravo!
Y'see... the problem is that Apple Bloom is exactly as chipper as either AJ or Big Mac.
I lost my shit at that last line. Good Lord.
*Reads chapter 1*
I have concerns.
*Reads chapter 2*
I can see my concerns were justified.
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*facehoofs*
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You'll find that British "researchers" are often full of shit, which is why I consider sites like that to be satire.
Smh, imagine having another dude's big dick energy on your mind.
Hilarious
I just want to take a moment to appreciate this sentence, because it's fantastic.
In any case... Yeah, that happened. We should probably be thankful Twilight isn't working on a way to store or synthesize BDE... or is she?
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As is Granny Smith.
Get out.
Get out of here, you glorious bastard.
Craine...
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British or not, this article isn't a scientific research paper, but an interpretation of various posts from social media outlets. I'm not saying I outright believe this, but given what BDE is supposed to mean, and the fact that it seems to have generally been accepted by many (think somebody coming up with a headcanon for MLP and a bunch of people go and say 'This is my new headcanon'), it's the kind of thing I'm willing to say, "Okay, sure, I guess that works." I would've reached the same conclusion if an American had written it. But if you want to consider it satire, by all means, I ain't gonna stop you.
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I think the more concerning thing is that you seem to think that an article in the lifestyle section on a newspaper's website about social media posts in any way constitutes "research". Especially since the article literally dismisses having a big dick as the source of big dick energy and points out that ultimately it's just a newfangled term for supreme self-confidence.
Apple "Biggus Dickus" Jack
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Granny Smith has Floppy Dick Energy.
Why did you have to put grandpa's inch in the middle? Punch line to a dirty joke.
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Fancy grog is the best grog.
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I know, right?
Although I’m sure at least one reader is disappointed.
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They downvoted my comment. Ha!
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OH YES
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Maybe I’ll write a sequel some day. After all, Big Dick Energy II just has a nice ring to it.
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Yeah, I went there. I thought about not, but it hardly would have been a complete story if I hadn’t.
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I fail to see how this is a problem.
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Your concerns were totally justified.
As they said in Futurama (paraphrased): You read it; you can’t unread it.
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This is why I would never get in a gunfight with any of the Apples.
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