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Sometimes, the hero is the villain.


Clyde went to the Merchants stand, and buys only one item. This item is powerful, and it is only because of this one item that Clyde will be able to save the world from the Changeling Queen’s evil!

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I don't know why, but at the moment I saw the title I already guessed I would laugh. Great job. XD

Note to everyone, I’m not going to be watching this for the next few hours, and I have a good feeling. If it features, tell me.

A rock.. what... A rock!? What!

I look back down at the rock, and comptemplate my choices. I mean, I like my family, Papa Womble has been good and all... but still. I look him in the eye, “How much?”

Papa Womble?........ OHHHH MY GOD!!!!:pinkiegasp:

I've had a stories' first chapter make laugh so much!

I approve. This is something which captures the true spirit of Displaced.:moustache::rainbowlaugh:

I'll be tracking and faving this. :pinkiecrazy:

Um.... This is new and also WTF?

Finally, a good displaced story.

Shadow:Just when I thought his stories
Couldn't get crazier
Dreamer: But the craziness is the best part
Shadow:oooh I have another personality. awesome!

I will never underestimate rocks anymore
Shadow:But that's impossible
Pinkie Pie:You mean like me
Shadow:Oh by the Nine she's back Mutters incoherently
Stop right there criminal scum
Screams running
Screams running
Virtual cupcake for whoever guesses the reference

Everyone gets that stupid reference, also, stop that.

Womble is a faggot

Fair enough no need to be impolite about it

Ehm... Okay... Well... It's a Rock... I guess even the smallest Idea can become a great Story?

Sadly, I don’t think those two dislikes have understood your reference, or the fact it’s truth.

They clearly have never seen any of womble videos....

What a sad existence that is.

Short description:

(Displaced) Somebody goes to by something from the Merchant, and now has to save the world.

Long description

Clyde went to the Merchants stand, and buys only one item. This item is powerful, and it is only because of this one item that Clyde will be able to save the world from the Changeling Queen’s evil!

Also the tense in that first sentence needs to be past or present. But not both.

Clyde goes to the Merchant's stand, and buys only one item.


Clyde went to the Merchant's stand, and bought only one item.

This is litterly a story about a person and a rock

She tilts her head in a direction, “That means you’ll probably want to be seen by Twilight. She’s one of my sisters friends.”

I look at her, “Another rock holder?”

She shakes her head, “No, that would only be me and you.” She grabs Boulder, and puts him back in the pouch, “Come on, let’s go to the train station. I can pay for you to go to her. I’ve also wanted to visit my sister, so it’s win-win.”

I wanted to say that was stupid, but I guess that is the point here and because of that it is so awesome. I liked the scene with Maud.

I nod, “I care because that’s what Papa Womble says to do. He was the one who taught me how to truely know rocks.”

:rainbowlaugh: Not sure if it was meant like that, but it looks like the typicall, " I do something because I'm told to do or feel like it" thing.

Clive is the new rock type pokemon.

The best:heart:


If a man is called to be a street sweeper, he should sweep streets even as a Michelangelo painted, or Beethoven composed music or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause to say, ‘Here lived a great street sweeper who did his job well.”

“No work is insignificant. All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence.”

 - Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Not what I expected but was no disappointed from what I read. Quite funny actually.

Alright thank you just, please don't do that, I've seen stuff involving cheese graters and butts but what you did still creeps me out.

Comment posted by ShadowDreamer deleted Jun 17th, 2018


Comment posted by AdamAperture deleted Jun 18th, 2018

I shrug, “There’s Papa Womble, but he’s not gay. This other Womble must be a faggot.”

Now I'm curious what he is talking about.

Now I want to have the maximized weirdness, I ship Boulder and Clive, Guy and Maud.


"Sovies a fwaggot" - Holly'Nevil 2017

Even the guy who can only speak in gibberish called him a 'fwaggot'

It’s actually Holy’N’Evil

It looks right at Clive, “Oh yes, I must say, very energetic rock here! Here, let me get mine out!” He pulls out a chunk of marble, and places it next to Clive, “I call him Marbles, because I always lose him!”

Disappointed he didn't explain the culling to them.

The more i read this, the more I feel myself slowly slip into the realm of insanity....

I love it...

Laughs uncontrollably

Shadow Dreamer

I don't even know what I just read... BUT I LIKED IT!

I have no idea what I just read!!!

Does anyone know what I just read?


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