//------------------------------// // The Clive Parodox // Story: I Have a Rock! // by Chemtest //------------------------------// I walk out of the door, and close it behind me. All the Changelings look at me, and I walk out into the street, “Take me to your leader.” They all look at each other, before one looks back at me, “What are you?” I look at them, “I am a Keeper of Clive, and you should take me to your leader.” The Changeling still stares at me, “How could something like you hold a title?” I hold Clive up, “I recommend you don’t say that again. Clive is really protective.” They stifle a laugh, “What could a dumb rock do?!” I look down at Clive, “Clive, you have free reign.” Clive flys up from my palm, and right over at the Changeling. He looks as Clive approaches, and can only say one thing, “Shit.” Clive hits him in the head, and knocks him out. Clive then returns to my hand as I look at the others, “Please, I wish to see your leader.” Another Changeling flies down, and pokes his comrades body, “Eh, we never liked him anyway.” It looks up at me, and shrugs, “I’ve called the Queen to here, we just have to wait.” I nod, “Okay.” Then a huge Changeling comes flying in, presumably the Queen, “Why have I been called over here?” The Changeling points at me, “He asked to see you.” The Queen throws her head over to look at me, “What the blazes is that?” I look her in the eye, “Hello, Queen, I simply wanted to know why you’ve taken over this town.” She walks closer to me, “Well, duh, I’m the baddie of the week! And now that I’ve separated the Elements, I’ll be the first to win! Nothing will be able to stop me!” I nod, “Quick question, are the Changelings a hive mind that rely upon you?” She shrugs, “If I was killed or otherwise unable to be reached, they would retreat. Why?” I look right at her, “I plan to stop you.” She laughs out loud, “And what will you stop me with!?” I look at myself, “Firstly, I can call in the ZedF clan whenever I want to. You don’t stand a chance against the full might of the ZedF. But I won’t call them in, unless I cannot win. They have all had their individual moments of greatness, now it’s my turn. They may have been Globals, Culling winners, survivors of Rust Island, or Janitor of the year, but I shall be the one who single handily stoped a hostel invasion.” She looks at me as well, “You and what weapon?” I watch as she gets close enough to breath in my face, and I hold up my palm, “Clive.” She looks over at my hand, and sees Clive, “A rock?” She looks back at me as I nod. Then her face puffs up, “Ahahahahahhahahahahaha! A- a rock! He plans to kill me with a rock!” She rolls around on the ground, and I look at Clive, “Clive, kill evil Queen.” I turn my hand upside down, and drop Clive. He goes right for the face, “Ouch! What’s this!?” Clive bounces up, and back down on her head, “What is happening!?” Clive continues to bash in her head, “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET THIS ROCK OFF OF ME!” The Changelings all stand back in awe and fear of Clive and I. Clive gets her near death, “Am I really about to die to a rock?” I nod, “Yes.” She sighs, “What has my life become?” Clive falls one more time, killing her, “Nothing anymore.” Clive returns to my hand, and I look at the Changelings, “What will you all do now?” They all look at me, and Clive within my hand. Then, the first one bows, “Praise King Clyde, King of Rocks.” Then the others start to bow as well, “King Clyde, King of Rocks! Prince Clive, the Prince of Stones!” I feel a weird feeling in my back, and I sprout some wings. I look over the Changelings gathered in front of me, “So, I’m your King now?” One of them nods, “Yes, you are now King Clyde of Rocks. The wings signify your an alicorn hybrid now.” I nod at them, “Well, just go home until I show up, okay?” They all fly away with an ear bleeding sound. I walk back into the Library, and close the door behind me. I look at the gathered mares, and Discord. I nod at them, “Done.” Discord specificly stares at me, “Your a King now?” Twilight snaps to Discord, “He’s a King!?” I nod, “I’m King Clyde of Rocks, apparently.” Twilight faints, and probably won’t rise for some time. Discord snaps, and text appears above her head. ‘Twilight.exe has failed. Rebooting.” Maud walks up to me, “So, a King of Rocks?” I nod, “That would apparently be the situation. Want to live in my new kingdom?” She shrugs, “Will there be rocks?” “There will be when I get there.” She nods, “Yeah, let’s go to the new kingdom then.” As we’re about to leave, Fluttershy stops me, “What did you do to the Queen?” I look her in the eyes, “I threw a rock at her.” With that final message, I walk out of the door towards my kingdom.