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Bookish Delight


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Personally, I'm always in favor of more Starlight Glimmer, so that title speaks to me. :twilightsheepish:

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doesn't it though?

this was written for us

This made me laugh. A lot.

This looks like it's going to be utterly glorious. Your Starlight is amazingly twisted in all the funniest ways. I look forward to more whenever more interest crops up.

(Also, sorry for the double shelf-add. I misclicked.)

You should tag this "comedy," because this is mildly-black comedy.

Rather funny, too.

...oooooohhhhhhh wow actually that all is pretty hot
especially once her mouth gets dry from talking so much and she has to lick her muzzle
crap i think i just realized why I've been putting up with her schtick for this long i
i'll be right back

There's a perfect way for me to reconcile that with the fact that I ship StarBurst hardcore:
Starlight is bisexual, and she, Sunburst, and Twilight will get into a threeway romantic relationship.

...aaaaaaaaaand Rainbow is my one-stop shop for crushing irrepressible guilt.

I thought that was Spike.

I really feel like this should have the Comedy tag as well.

Well, this promises to be twisted and funny all at the same time.

Majin Syeekoh
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I’m so confused.

Apparently my Mature filter was on for some reason. And this is kind of like… creepy sexual stuff mixed with her own misgivings?

Sign me up.

Majin Syeekoh
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I think Starlight would make a great drugemotion lord.

Majin Syeekoh
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I like this headcanon you’re pushing where Starlight ate nothing but dirt and trees for ten years.

I really do.:pinkiehappy:

Majin Syeekoh
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With, like, quintuple-force mana-powered water jets.

I know what she’s doing in that jacuzzi. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Majin Syeekoh
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It must truly be awful to want to fly when you can see when your name is Night Glider.

Wow... did you just see the Polish release of EQG Mirror Magic too...? :trollestia:

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I did but I wrote all this before I watched it.

And it's a good thing too because right now my shipper brain is too overloaded to write another word

Majin Syeekoh
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Really? Trixie took her virginity?

That scoundrel.:twilightangry2:

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There may or may not have been villainous laughter with lightning and thunder backdrop.

Spacecowboy
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Have a PSA. Long Titles are shit. Moreso when you try and be edgy and 'funny' with them.

Oh, my....this is funny! LOL! My sides are hurting.

Keep going!

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Oh wow, I remember that tumblr! It was fun.

And now I need to never look at it again so I don't unconsciously lift stuff from it :rainbowlaugh:

Starlight, you are the best.

I hope her pancakes had Strawberries, which are the superior fruit. Certainly, the picture shows them.

You very much do win, Starlight.

Mm...jacuzzi...Starlight, you have the right ideas. Especially about crushing filly dreams.

Quick question before reading: is this meant to be a parody/satire of how the show is now focusing an unhealthy amount of attention onto Starlight?

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In all honesty, reading the proceedings will take less time and give you a far better answer than I ever could in a comment.

So why does Starlight hate apples, anyhow? :rainbowwild:

Stupid polish releases, based on the comments, because I want my Canadian VAs when I see it for the first time!

Majin Syeekoh
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8195610 are you saying

no

you can’t be

ohmygodthatwouldbegreat


8195707 Don’t forget the smoke machine.

L-lewd!
:pinkiegasp:

Still, I like where this is going. (And I don't mean the lewd. :twilightsheepish:)

You know... I have grown to like Glimmer enough to tolerate her in the show, but I absolute love the fandom depictions.

Starlight needs therapy

The idea of Twilight getting turned on by lecturing is equal parts hilarious and disturbing, and the worst (best?) thing is that it's 100% plausible. :twilightsheepish:

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Another reason to bond with Trixie, who's got the pinecone diet down pat! :trixieshiftright:

8195880 She hates all food because she used to eat food before being abandoned by her best friend. Presumably this is also why she holds her breath till she passes out, because she used to breath before being abandoned by—

Please followup every chapter that makes us feel the feels with one that is full of starlight's sarcastic humor!

Define "nice."

But yeah, the Starlight-Pinkie interaction does not seem like a very easy one. Getting along with Pinkie means letting go enough to get swept in the current and enjoy it, and Starlight is more or less incapable of doing that. I'm not entirely sure if she ever will be, and that's not necessarily a bad thing. But it does bode poorly for her chances of handling the pink one. Of course, holding Pinkie still and trying to explain that to her... Well, Maud might be able to do it.

Can't​ deal with Pinkie either. It's normal​

Majin Syeekoh
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I mean to be fair I interact with a few people that I’d love to be able to Starlight Glimmer the shit out of.

Also Starlight’s getting more action than I am.:raritydespair:

Okay, this one just felt depressing. ..

Also:

We took them over to the schoolhouse, some girl named Diamond Tiara very reluctantly shared them with everypony

Why reluctantly?
Pre Crusaders of the Lost Mark i could understand, but after?
I'm sure she'd be glad to share them

...oooooohhhhhhh wow actually that all is pretty hot
especially once her mouth gets dry from talking so much and she has to lick her muzzle
crap i think i just realized why I've been putting up with her schtick for this long i
i'll be right back

I Starlight will be in my her bunk.

Screw it. I'm going to bed.

Probably the best idea.

She told me she wanted to marry an apple one day.

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Nor will I ever entertain her constant requests for me to wear a couple of the crazy things on my head and surprise her in her wagon at night.

With a belly dance.

...and with my coat dyed lavender.

wow m8 that's p gay

You know what? I just remembered Rarity's spa has a jacuzzi. With, like, quintuple-force mana-powered water jets.

We're doing this.

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If I ever make my own rebel town again—which I absolutely never will—I'm hiring contractors.

Now I have a mental image of Starlight swinging by a Home Depot to hire on some illegals from Mexicolt as day labor.

Bet she always thinks twice before letting some army brat's cock inside her these days.

Or maybe not, she is government.

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JFC this should be illegal

Aren't friends supposed to be... you know...

nice ponies?

Eh... Not always. The best of friends will jab and joke at each other, sometimes constantly, but they're still there for each other when it really counts. Friendship isn't all baking cupcakes and sharing smiles. Sometimes it's an elbow to the ribs and "Getta load o' this guy..."

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