Personally, I'm always in favor of more Starlight Glimmer, so that title speaks to me.

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doesn't it though?

this was written for us

It begins.

This looks like it's going to be utterly glorious. Your Starlight is amazingly twisted in all the funniest ways. I look forward to more whenever more interest crops up.

(Also, sorry for the double shelf-add. I misclicked.)

You should tag this "comedy," because this is mildly-black comedy.

Rather funny, too.

This story reminds me of this blog:
https://glimglamandpals.tumblr.com/

Well, this promises to be twisted and funny all at the same time.

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Head... canon? :3

Wow... did you just see the Polish release of EQG Mirror Magic too...?

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I did but I wrote all this before I watched it.

And it's a good thing too because right now my shipper brain is too overloaded to write another word

Really? Trixie took her virginity?

That scoundrel.

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There may or may not have been villainous laughter with lightning and thunder backdrop.

Have a PSA. Long Titles are shit. Moreso when you try and be edgy and 'funny' with them.

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Oh wow, I remember that tumblr! It was fun.

And now I need to never look at it again so I don't unconsciously lift stuff from it

Quick question before reading: is this meant to be a parody/satire of how the show is now focusing an unhealthy amount of attention onto Starlight?

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In all honesty, reading the proceedings will take less time and give you a far better answer than I ever could in a comment.

Stupid polish releases, based on the comments, because I want my Canadian VAs when I see it for the first time!

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no

you can’t be

ohmygodthatwouldbegreat

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You know... I have grown to like Glimmer enough to tolerate her in the show, but I absolute love the fandom depictions.

Starlight needs therapy

Bet she always thinks twice before letting some army brat's cock inside her these days.

Or maybe not, she is government.

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JFC this should be illegal

I fully agree with Glimmy. I, too, don't like children. I mean, I don't actively hate them, I just don't see how I'm supposed to think that a midgety little proto-human (or proto-pony in this case) with no self-control, agency or relatability is so wonderful and fun. Once they learn how to talk, develop a bit of awareness and rationality and basic maturity, then it's a different tune. That can be interesting.

But yeah, Flurry's just 'bleh' to me.

Anyway, after walking around miles of caves and listening to Maud talk about how every single priceless jewel in them was beneath her notice (in the end she went ga-ga over a specific type of flint that years of pressure had forged in the shape of a heart—I suppose I can't complain too much), we went back to her place, screwed ourselves silly while surrounded by rubies and sapphires and seriously you wish you had our lives but you don't and that makes me so happy relaxed for a while, and then I went back to the castle.

She's a Pie, she's a huge romantic at heart.

...is it wrong that I... really respect that?

Oh gods Starlight you are such a trainwreck and it's impossible to look away...