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Majin Syeekoh

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While digging around in White Lightning’s fridge after a day of cloud-clearing, Raindrops finds a bottle marked only ‘sauce’.

The two of them attempt to divine the contents.

This story is one hundred thousand percent Themaskedferret‘s fault.

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Majin Syeekoh
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8059314 I’m so sorry.

She who controls the sauce... is going to get an ulcer.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

8059347 She’s going to get more than an ulcer, I’ll tell you that much right now.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

8059393 It’s condensate.

there was a lot of the word sauce

sauce :)

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

8059463 sauce yourself:rainbowkiss:

Anything involving space and time not behaving as they should around Best Pony is going to get my approval, no matter how dumb. Have an upthumb and my thanks.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

8059496 I’m glad I could be of service.:twilightsmile:

As a Herbert fan, this story amused me greatly.
And speaking of them needing water soon.....
Bless the Maker and all His Water.
Bless the coming and going of Him,
May His passing cleanse the world.
May He keep the world for his people.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

8059534 I appreciate the reference, but I think she’s far beyond water.:ajsmug:

Could always give them some juice of sapho. That'll make things interesting . :rainbowwild:

“I don’t know if gravy is considered a sauce.”

It is is Rhode Island.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

8059670 It also apparently is, according to Wikipedia.

I don't know what I expected.

This might just be the sauciest story I've ever read. Yet, somehow, the only thing I take out of this is that I want to know more about Starlight eating Derpy's food.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

8059692 Neither did I, honestly.

8059704 I don’t think Starlight realizes she’s eating Derpy’s food, to be honest.


That actually makes me more interested. Somehow. In this thing that's not really interesting at all. I dunno. :twilightsheepish:

Muffins grimaced. “That’s Maretonian chili oil. It disappeared from my fridge the other day. It’s horrifically spicy.”


Easy there, Satan.

so starlights avacados came from muffins fridge. also muffins is bad*** to casually use that level of hot sauce.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

8059786 The spiciness of the sauce described is about how spicy I like my hot sauce, although I wouldn’t be dumb enough to chug an entire bottle.

Also yay someone caught the reference to my other fic!:pinkiehappy:

This was perfect xD
Why can I see in almost every situation the other non-victim friend abandoing the victim ovo


Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

8059794 I’m pleased that you found the story to your liking.:twilightsmile:


It found it to be very humerous :P
The friendship connection was very realalistic, and I laughed hard over this one :D

Now that I read this I don't trust my friends anymore >:0

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

8059824 Thank you for letting me know.

I don’t know what I’d do without Dunecat’s approval.

Raindrops: I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Meanwhile, at Twilight's castle:

Starlight Glimmer: It is by will alone I set my horn aglow. It is by the avocados of Derpy that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my horn aglow.

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8059538 Also, water spreads the pain. Milk is better.

For Shai Hulud :pinkiecrazy:

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

8060023 Thanks!:raritywink:

I knew I was forgetting something.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

I kept expecting it to turn out to be liquor.

“Where’d you learn to do that?”

I'm dead. Have your like :rainbowlaugh:

I suspect there's an interesting story behind Muffin's fridge.

But forget that. We've got SAUCE to talk about. :rainbowlaugh:

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

8060223 Yeah, that’s a story for another day.

The most important story here is sauce that causes messianic delusions.

Ice cream. They should feed her ice cream to buffer against some of the worst effects. Maybe some bread too.

What the..... how many Dune references are there in this fanfic? I see a two, maybe three right now And those are only the obvious ones! Oh, and possibly a "Wheel of Time" reference (Which could be pure coincedence.).

Relevant photo of how and where Derpy Muffins got the sauce.


As for our dear Doctor?

"...The Canterlot shall be broken by his name, and the Princesses shall kneel to wash his hooves and dry them with their hair."
~ Exert from the Jendai Prophecy

Ok seriously. this is a simply silly story with crazy references. Thank you, my day now starts with a smile.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

8060633 I was wondering if people would catch the Wheel of Time reference.:yay:

the same man can be lost in the sauce

Noticed a typo. You referred to Derpy as "Muffins".

Is Muffin's fridge a reference to MetaFour's fimfics?

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

8061166 I can't lie, it may have been an unintentional/unknowing influence.

You know I was really hoping this was going to be a John Dies at the End reference, but it was funny anyways.

Same though. My first thought when I read the title was "Soy sauce?"

Aw, poor Raindrops.

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