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Flammenwerfer


This is fiction. But it is based...

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...I feel with this act, I have moved the entire fandom farther from God's light.

I love it!

Goddammit. I expected better of you, Flammenwerfer. JK, this was the best thing I've read in my life.

TLDR; I fucking love you.

Hawt! :trollestia:
Edit: I think I sounded just like flutterpriest while reading this
I think this broke me somewhat :pinkiecrazy::eeyup:
PalapaTEABAG: I'm fucking done! lol

8039321 We were in the light to begin with?

Goddammit Priest and Flammen. You know this will get the star wars nerds angry probably...

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...probably not.
But now we're so deep we probably can't even see it anymore.

8039321 Anonpencil, we were never in it to begin with. I mean, the moment somebody the first clop story is probably the moment we were lost to darkness.

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...Did you just call me flutterpriest??

8039389 I changed it back. And honestly, this twisted shit is something I would expect from him.

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He had nothing to do with it, that sweet little angel. You be nice to him or I'll fight you. And stuff.

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Well, I helped with a few of those, so he's still an angel to me. So there. Also, this is all Flam's idea. I am proud of him.

8039321 Good thing I already purchased my ticket to Hell.

8039406 I am not denying that it's good, it is. And don't worry, I hadn't forgotten you had helped on some of those chapters. Just first thing that came to mind.

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Fair, fair. Just givin' ol' Flameo his dues. He worked hard on this.

This was wrong!
It was funny and it got me hard.
Such is the Powah of Dahk Sied !!

8039321 you have. And we thank you for it.

8039417 I bet he did. Speaking of which, tell him we are all waiting for the next Stella chapter damn it.:rainbowlaugh: We need our fix that only a certain sarcastic bat pony can give.

Y'all fuckers know I'm right here, right? :rainbowlaugh:

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The audio reminds me of a porn flick set in a basement.

I love it, quick do more!

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Yeah, but we gon talk about you anyway.

The Dahk Sied

Welp... I know what I'm reading tonight.

Edit:

Oh my dahk lawd. This, this was absolutely glorious. I'm so glad I listened to the recording.

Palpateabag, I made this joke back when the storm caller came out in destiny. That on line brought back so many good memories

I only have one question.

Who will have the high ground in the future?

FEEL THE POWAH OF THE DAHK SIED OF THE FORCE!!!!!!

Reading the story while listening to the Youtube recording made this experience sooo much better. I am sure that your cat would agree.

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I think my cat still may be traumatized.

The video is currently on 69 views

What have I done to come to this moment? Some days I truly wonder. Could I have done something different, or was I destined to reach this point?

Meh, I'll listen to the reading tomorrow. Hey, can anyone clop to this?

This is my new favorite worst thing.

I guess the Wookie won...

8039586 Your cat never knew what hit it. Fluttershy would be- wait... sorry, Darth TinyCreamPone would be proud. Then she would tell you the tale of Darth Plagius the Wise.

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this is great! you and pencil did a wonderful job!

Doesn't sound like something I'd read right off the bat but lookin' at who wrote it gives me a bit more faith.

Luv ur stuff

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WHAT LIGHT? I JUST SEE DARKNESS!

-about making the force flow through her-

Oh, okay, must be just a play on words that implies a double meaning, but doesn't actually mean anyth-

*Mature and Sex tags*

...Nevermind, there goes my drink.

I caught that number joke. 69 420? Really? I mean, everything else is that level of ridiculousness that excuses them automatically, but... that one wasn't even trying....

8039800 This was literally created for no reason but to shitpost. My other works are actually there for people to enjoy, but thanks! Glad I can do it at least modestly well. Furthermore, we were not being serious at all in the reading :rainbowlaugh:

And I'm well aware that the w makes a 'v' auf Deutsch. I speak the language :derpytongue2:

My mind is debatating whether to read this or not. Probably will now that I've commented, but I got to say that upon seeing the title and desc on the front page new stories list my head instantly accepted that in the Pony/Star Wars universe, Fluttershy was the most likely to be a secret Sith Lord. She'd probably be the master in the Rule of Two as well.

Oh my lawdy, Pencil... Flammen... what on earth have you two done? :rainbowlaugh:
Ooooo boy... this was an experience ones does not simply forget! :yay:

... You know, I tried to read this. And then I was like:

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Is you and Flammenwerfer memes? Because this was pretty dank.

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