Twilight and Spike lived their childhood in Canterlot Castle under the benevolent eye of Princess Celestia and violent protection of her resident, so called, monster. A monster she returns to to find peace with but also unexpected danger and threats.
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Ten bucks those statues are real creatures turned to stone.
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Supported o3o/
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Although that sounds cool, I don't think it would be lore friendly for the ponies to have ready access to petrification spells, otherwise there would be a lot more statues and less of a "besieged wilderness" situation in Equestria.
Hmm.
Hewn Laurel.
It's Doctor House singing the blues.
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Petrification spells? Maybe not, but i wouldn't put it past them to have a pet cockatrice for just such an occasion.
7533619 why do i have the feeling that was the house they needed to check the most?
Wow. Growing up must have been absolute hell for her.
... I stand by my prior assesment.
Oh boy. Looks like somepony might be "sculpting" statues with the aid of a cockatrice.
Seems like there's a lot of unchecked corruption in the streets of Baltimore. All of the forged books will just make it easy for them to arrest anyone they find "suspicious", similar to how major drug dealers are brought in on charges of tax evasion.
https://youtu.be/rbor4bNVhp8?t=846
Jeb: "Hey, I noticed y'all brought some crosses to burn. If you run out, don't worry, cuz Jim brought more in his truck."
Bishop Maxwell: "That's REALLY not necessar-
Jeb: "Jim! How many more crosses we got in that truck?"
Jim: "`Bout a few!"
Jeb: "`Bout a few."
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I'm in 100% agreement. Sounds like somepony has a cockatrice on a leash.
The 'sculpture' of a Wonderbolt is a tad off putting though. Wonderbolts are famous and important. One of them disappearing is going to be big news. If a Wonderbolt disappears, and suddenly a statue of a similiar looking one turns up, even idiotic ponies are going to put 2 and 2 together.
Though I suppose if one is patient... It could be that the 'statue' is a decade or two old, and has been sitting in storage until the heat has cooled down and memories faded enough to reveal his 'latest' bit of artwork...
Princess Celestia porn? Give them to Raegdan and Luna.
7534980 They'll laugh their asses off.
Is Hewn Laurel a direct knod to actor Hugh Laurie?
Little did anypony know, Pinkie Pie is perhaps the most dangerous being they've ever met (and yes, counting the leviathan).
Hans Gruber: "You vanted terror? Ladies, I give you: Pinkameana. Diane. Piiiie."
Pinkie: ""
Twilight Velvet: "Oh fucking shit!"
That is the most intimidating minotaurs i'v ever seen. Not counting NSFW pics of course.
Now if only all "martial artists" were that realistic about their capabilities. There's a reason martial arts are considered a sport, not a type of real military training for actual life-or-death fighting. That reason is that they are the former and not the latter.
Pfffhahahaha
It certainly makes me wonder what the parents may have been thinking. There is being proud of your child and there is "And his name shall be SKULLCRUSHER!!!"
Well, that explains that.
Jeez, talk about unlucky phrasing. Of course, it says a lot in its own way that their first assumption would be that he forced someone else, rather than the other way around. Twilight, at least, is in a position already to know better. Seems like the kind of topic she would have done her best to shut down the moment it came up.
Invasion of the Tax Avengers. Oh God, I'm dying here.
Protip: White Destroying Angel mushrooms, dried and powdered. Last all year, lead to liver failure within 24 hours. No antidote. Personal favourite of mine.
And humor is back; to me, more so if I imagine it being said in the exact same voice of Bender from the first season of Futurama.
CRADLE SONG? That's so fucking weak. That's such a "get your ass kicked on the playground" name
Must be the same cookbook you find this in.
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Holy crap haven't seen that in years.
As far i can see every singel searched has dirty hooves. Some more than others.
Can someone really make so detailed Sculptures or is that a petrification spell at work? Perhaps a Cockatrice was taimed and trained.