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The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.
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... The fuuuu!? Brushing her teeth? Weirdo Twilight! God that was some funny shit. I thought it was going in a completely different direction. Good work friend, you have successfully trolled me. IN return I make you lose the .EMAG
...
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Really bruh?
Bwehahaha!!!
Nice....
You know that there is already another story about Twilight cleaning her teeth for the first time, and making it sound like something sexual. It even has the exact same name. Twilight's First Time.
"entire story"
"reads last senrence"
man, dem innuendos
5688009 Okay that is funny. i didn't even know that existed!
5688018 Now that's ironic. You should definitely read it though, and we can discuss the similarities.
5688029 sure, sure.
Oh, I like you.
I knew there was going to be a catch, it was around this passage that I guessed what it'd be.
inb4 featured!
This was enjoyable! I really need to clean my mind out...
Toothpaste?
I suspected something but you still won. Good job.
If you hadn't started with the hot chocolate bit, I wouldn't have suspected anything!! Nice twist!
Not much to say about this one, would have enjoyed a bit more if the catch wasn't so obvious.
But nice job anyway.
What a twist!
Funny.
Also, is this site YouTube now? I was the 301st viewer.
I KNEW you were trolling!
I knew something was up just with the title
and I immediately thing of this... very funny.
TO be honest, I thought you were going to do hairbrushing first, not toothbrushing. It still works though.
5688823 exactly what i was going for.
5689185 well, my friend, you succeeded!
............Senpai, how could you?!
(This cover art is so lol 
)
Well at least Colgate will be pleased, Brushie Brushie!
The innuendo is strong with this one.
Heh, nice
See these?
TAKE THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I KNEW IT lol and this is the best troll ever
What's Twilight saying in the cover art?
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5690754 "Will you show me your skillful fingers Sunset?"
Saw this coming from the chapter title alone.
Mostly I'm just wondering where Sunset's seen one of those that comes even close to a foot long.
Ok I have to say I was fooled and I only have one thing to say to you.
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[Insert witty/stupid intro here]
....... What? No one else stepped up to the plate. It needed to be done. And I was proud to do it.
...... Not really.
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5692019 Oh my.
I pretty much saw the twist coming from a mile away even before I read the comments. And if you know it, then, well, there isn't anything left worth reading.
I knew there was going to be a twist, but I did not foresee this one. Therefore, you've earned a like and a Spike Mustache.
I just wanted to see the twist at the end.
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For a second there you had me believe that Sunset whipped out a penis and made Twilight go down on her.
This is worthy of five Trollestia's
Reminded me of the story, when Twilight was trying afternoon nap (too lazy to find it)
I knew the instant they started talking it couldn't be what it sounded like. Just couldn't figure out what it was till the routine line.
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Troll :) ;)
P.S.
(Personal opinion) I prefer "There are" instead of sloppy "There is ... things/people/whatever(plurals)" from characters with good education.
That was a good troll story. Do a sequel.
Have a little performance.
Have a little ear candy.
Have a little 'ot chocolate.
Ohmygosh, my mind...
Great trolling dude, keep up good work
Such troll... I love it.
YASSSSS!!!!