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TheNewYorkBrony


The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

Comments ( 43 )

CELESTIA DAMNIT THIS IS HOT!

Great story as always, though I will be honest.
If it wasn't for the fact that this premise has been done multiple times by now, I would like it a lot more.:twilightblush:

*Just looking at cover art*

Dat whip cream lick though.

i asked for it and it has arrived! i now ask for a life-size statue of myself made from pure solid gold!

Edit: damn you maud....

Sequel where Boulder joins in, please. :derpytongue2:
Nice, though, for how short it is. I'll be thumbing up and favoriting.

Awesome!
Now do one where Twilight is the lonely housewive and Sunset the burly plumber who came to give her plumbing a good cleaning.:pinkiehappy:

and the two fought for dominance

This line is so common in your stories:ajsmug:

very hot, Maud needs to join em.

I know quality when I see it.

Yay, MORE Sunlight :3 great job

not enough love

2/10 would not D'awww

Boulder wanted to watch.

Boulder, the rock. Wanted to watch.

Well, there goes sanity. Yep. More please?

Maud stood there, leaning against the doorway with her pet rock in one had and a camera in the other, sporting a sizable nose bleed. "Don't mind me," she said, lifting the camrea up to face. "Boulder just wanted to watch."

So she's a voyeur, eh? :rainbowwild:

5915317
That part cracked me up so hard, I think I need to see a doctor.:rainbowlaugh:

5915143 I kinda have to agree. It's not bad, but not great either.

Guess they were ROCK BLOCKED!!! ...*crickets*...*gets shot*

Yeah, not my best one...

5915243 What? Boulder had a 'hard on'. It was kinda hard as a rock. :rainbowlaugh:

So... This is like your third SunsetSparkle kitchen scene related shipfic ? :rainbowlaugh:
I can't blame you, dat scene was a true gold mine for this ship.
That sexual tension... It was so real !

5916380 you see, this guy agree too!

Where's the luuuuve

Why would you just stop there? I should have guessed this would happen when I saw the random tag...
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Great craic! Definitely needs a sequel!

I believe a sequel is demanded :raritywink:

Did a reading of this fic, hope someone enjoys!

5922707 Yes, this needs a sequel

I also did a reading of this story.

Maud... Stop being so awesome... It's too much

Sunlight is best ship!

SunLight, whipped cream, adorableness, Maud, what more could I ask for? :twilightsmile:

Squeal please.:fluttercry: please:fluttercry:

:facehoof:"Fine. Boulder can watch but he's not aloud to join."
Sunset: "Um Twilight I don't knw-"
:twilightangry2:"SUNSET,I AM STRESSED, WOUND UP AND EXTREMELY HORNY! I AM NOT GOING TO BED HALF FINISHED, NOW START LICKING!!!"
Sunset: *gulp* "Yes ma'am!"

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Dat ending doe…

5925021 i believe a sequal has been demanded tenfold

I'm just gonna... leave now..... bye....

Wow...hot... ._.

This was amazingly hot and amazing period. There must be a sequel!

(Snaps fingers) Drat, just when it was getting hot.
But I could dig it.

Maud stood there, leaning against the doorway with her pet rock in one hand and a camera in the other, sporting a sizable nose bleed.

Ah, so I’m not the only one.

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SunDagio is better.

I too am having a nosebleed

Also what did I read and no I don't regret it

Fever dream high in the quiet of the night
You know that I caught it
Bad, bad boy
Shiny toy with a price
You know that I bought it

Killing me slow, out the window
I'm always waiting for you to be waiting below
Devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes
What doesn't kill me makes me want you more

And it's new, the shape of your body
It's blue, the feeling I've got
And it's ooh, whoa, oh
It's a cruel summer
It's cool, that's what I tell 'em
No rules in breakable heaven
But ooh, whoa oh
It's a cruel summer
With you

Hang your head low
In the glow of the vending machine
I'm not dying
You say that we'll just screw it up in these trying times
We're not trying

So cut the headlights, summer's a knife
I'm always waiting for you just to cut to the bone
Devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes
And if I bleed, you'll be the last to know

Oh, it's new, the shape of your body
It's blue, the feeling I've got
And it's ooh, whoa, oh
It's a cruel summer
It's cool, that's what I tell 'em
No rules in breakable heaven
But ooh, whoa, oh
It's a cruel summer
With you

I'm drunk in the back of the car
And I cried like a baby coming home from the bar (oh)
Said, "I'm fine, " but it wasn't true
I don't wanna keep secrets just to keep you
And I snuck in through the garden gate
Every night that summer just to seal my fate (oh)
And I screamed for whatever it's worth
"I love you, " ain't that the worst thing you ever heard?
He looks up grinning like a devil

It's new, the shape of your body
It's blue, the feeling I've got
And it's ooh, whoa, oh
It's a cruel summer
It's cool, that's what I tell 'em
No rules, in breakable heaven
But ooh, whoa, oh
It's a cruel summer
With you

I'm drunk in the back of the car
And I cried like a baby coming home from the bar (oh)
Said, "I'm fine, " but it wasn't true
I don't wanna keep secrets just to keep you
And I snuck in through the garden gate
Every night that summer just to seal my fate (oh)
And I screamed for whatever it's worth
"I love you, " ain't that the worst thing you ever heard?

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